PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 46 p4p, 2 weight class) and Diarmuid Curry (ranked 94 p4p, 4 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Curry has chosen Epic Celtic Music as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

SissyPants
vs
Curry

194 cm
33
268 lbs
28 - 8 - 0

195 cm
30
265 lbs
22 - 6 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Groove Gear
Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Diarmuid Curry!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
SissyPants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Curry at a distance.
Curry walks into a jab.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Curry counters with a nice low kick that buckles SissyPants's knee momentarily.
Curry is looking to clinch.
SissyPants throws the left hand but Curry avoids the punch easily.
Curry fails in his attempt to clinch.
SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Curry misses with a looping right.
SissyPants has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
SissyPants throws a hook to the side of Curry's head but Curry sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SissyPants connects with a leg kick. Curry looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
SissyPants misses with a straight left.
Curry attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Curry connects with a body shot.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Curry counters with a nice body shot.
Curry takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
SissyPants lands with a good body shot.
Curry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Curry lands a glancing blow to the side of SissyPants's head.
A cross from SissyPants lands.
SissyPants throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Curry counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
Curry doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by SissyPants.

SissyPants manages to break the clinch.
SissyPants misses with a hook. Curry ducked under it nicely.
Good shot there by SissyPants.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice body punch from SissyPants.
Curry jabs SissyPants to the body, keeping him at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Curry to counter with a crisp jab.
The fighters circle momentarily. Curry darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
SissyPants swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Curry tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Curry jabs at SissyPants's body.
SissyPants misses with a hook. Curry ducked under it nicely.
SissyPants misses with an uppercut. Curry saw that one coming.
Curry is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by SissyPants.
Curry scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
Curry lands a jab to the head.
SissyPants feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Currys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants takes a swing at Curry's ribcage but misses.
Curry gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Curry slips a jab from SissyPants.
Curry throws a head kick that half lands.
A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Curry does a little dance to reset his feet.
A big left from Curry misses.
SissyPants throws a quick counter kick to the body but Curry avoids it.
Curry misses with an uppercut. SissyPants saw that one coming.
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
Nice cross by Curry.
Curry misses with a lunging right hand
and SissyPants counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
SissyPants tests Curry's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Curry does a little dance to reset his feet.
Curry wants to counter with a clinch but SissyPants pushes him away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Curry is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Curry tries to close the distance and clinch but SissyPants swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Curry takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Curry, right into the meat.
Curry ducks under a wild hook from SissyPants.
Curry throws out a counter right but SissyPants avoids it with no problem.
Curry avoids the body shot from SissyPants.
SissyPants punishes Curry's body with a nice straight punch.
SissyPants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Curry bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
SissyPants misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

SissyPants misses with a shot to the body
and Curry counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Curry moves away from the strike by SissyPants.
Curry lands a glancing blow to the side of SissyPants's head.
SissyPants walks into a stiff left hand from Curry.
Curry is looking to clinch.
SissyPants throws a series of punches but Curry avoids them all with ease.
SissyPants moves out of range as Curry strikes.
SissyPants looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
SissyPants throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Curry tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Curry blocks a jab.
Curry keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
SissyPants misses with a straight right.
SissyPants lands a head shot.
SissyPants lands with a good body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants looks to land a right hand but Curry moved out of range.
A big right from Curry misses.
SissyPants throws a low kick but it's checked well by Curry.
Curry tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away.
Curry misses with a kick to the body.
SissyPants misses the shot to the body.
SissyPants swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Curry counters with a nice body shot.
SissyPants misses with a right hand
and SissyPants takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
SissyPants throws a hook but Curry blocks it.
SissyPants scores with a nice strike.
FannyPack SissyPants is winning the standup battle so far.

Curry closes the distance and pushes SissyPants back into the cage.

SissyPants pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
SissyPants lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A nice inside leg kick there by Curry. That's going to slow SissyPants down.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from SissyPants misses the target.
It seemed like Curry was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Curry looks to land a body kick but SissyPants moved away.
Curry on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by SissyPants. SissyPants obviously looking to wear him down.
SissyPants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
SissyPants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Curry lands with an overhand left.
SissyPants moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Curry throws a low kick but SissyPants moves out of range easily.

SissyPants feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Curry sprawling to the canvas! Curry rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can SissyPants finish him?!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Curry scores with the left hand. SissyPants knows he should have avoided that one.
Curry walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from SissyPants! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
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