PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Road Block (ranked 2472 p4p, 99 weight class) and Slap Me And Call Me (ranked 25021 p4p, 233 weight class). Block comes to the cage accompanied by The Motherfucking G.I. Joe Theme.. Slap Me And Call Me will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Block
vs
Me And Call Me

190 cm
25
245 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

187 cm
25
245 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very strong

Good wrestler
Brawler
Powerful

Arcticus University: London

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Road Block!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slap Me And Call Me!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, James Glass and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Block gets a takedown into half guard.

And Call Me looking for submissions off his back.
Block is pressing down on And Call Me's thigh, looking to free his foot. And Call Me is holding on for now.
Block slows the pace down in half guard.
And Call Me is refusing to be controlled, as Block sits in half guard.
And Call Me is looking for a sweep. Block is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
And Call Me wants to control but Block is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Block working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Block missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
And Call Me punching from the bottom.
Block looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
And Call Me misses with some strikes from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
And Call Me tries to get to full guard but Block has control of the leg.
Block scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Block slips a nice elbow through And Call Me's hands, connecting with And Call Me's forehead.
And Call Me on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nice strikes from Block there.
And Call Me is staying active underneath Block, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Block landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Block scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Block looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Block working And Call Me over with strikes.

And Call Me is rocked!
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Block connects with a nice short shot to And Call Me's temple.
And Call Me is still in real trouble! Can Block finish him?
Block working And Call Me over with strikes.
Block creates some space for himself and unloads with a monster right hand! That one landed with a sickening thud - And Call Me is out cold and this one is all over! Block climbs onto the cage to celebrate with his corner!! He's shouting something into the camera but he's still got his mouthpiece in so God knows what he's actually saying.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Road Block!
A victorious Road Block thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.