PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Felix Legions (ranked 114 p4p, 15 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 493 p4p, 59 weight class). Legions comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Dick is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Penis song. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Legions
vs
Dick

166 cm
33
148 lbs
23 - 10 - 1

167 cm
37
132 lbs
19 - 12 - 3

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
World class MT
Granite chin

Groove Gear
Zenith Nutrition (160q/$200)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Felix Legions!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Legions walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dick moves out of range as Legions throws a body kick.
Jab from Legions.
Dick throws a body punch but Legions moves out of range.
Legions is looking for a counter combo.
Dick misses with an uppercut

and Legions counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Legions lands a nice short elbow.
Legions working Dick over with strikes.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Legions is very close to passing his half guard.

Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Legions missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dick is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Legions content to control rather than advance.
Legions's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legions not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Legions slips a nice elbow through Dick's hands, connecting with Dick's forehead.
Legions throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dick is trying to maintain the position but Legions is very close to passing his half guard.
Dick wants to get back to full guard.
Legions looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dick with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Dick is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Legions pulls his head out easily.
Legions keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Legions is trying to control the action in half guard but Dick is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Legions scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Legions wants to take a breather but Dick is having none of it.
Dick has hold of Legions's hands but Legions slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Legions lands a nice short elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legions prevents Dick from improving his position.
Legions slips a nice elbow through Dick's hands, connecting with Dick's forehead.
Dick on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Legions is looking to take a break and control but Dick is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Dick looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Dick has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Legions is working away from the top position though.
Legions is nestled in close to Dick, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Legions is stalling here. Dick is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Legions seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Dick has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Legions is looking for a sweep.

Dick tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Dick has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

Dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Legions knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Legions manages to work his way to half guard, despite Dick's best efforts.
Legions gets full guard.
Legions looking for a sweep. Not yet Legions, not yet.
Dick looking to sit in guard and control but Legions gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

Legions throws a big right hand that misses.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Legions from controlling successfully.
Legions slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Legions trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Legions working some strikes from top position.
Legions cracks Dick with a solid left hand.
Legions with a flurry of punches that miss.

Dick escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Legions gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.

Dick has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Legions can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Legions is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Dick bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Legions's guard.

Dick tries to free his leg and advance position but Legions is retaining full guard.
Legions bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Dick's guard.

Legions postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Dick has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Legions is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Dick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Felix Legions dominated that round.
That's time! Legions's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Legions fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Dick to the ground. Legions is now in Dick's guard.

Dick looking for a guillotine here but Legions defends easily.
Legions with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dick not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Legions connects with a couple of short punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Legions pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dick is keeping the position for now.
Felix Legions overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Legions slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Dick has momentary wrist control but Legions slips an elbow through the middle.
Legions has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dick looking for a guillotine here but Legions defends easily.
Legions trying to control but Dick is working from the bottom.
Legions is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Legions distracts Dick with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Legions lands a couple of elbows.

Dick looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Legions passes into side control.
Dick tries to buck Legions off but Legions is having none of it.
Dick felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Legions is putting a hurting on Dick here, landing some big shots from side control.
Dick is working to avoid the ground and pound but Legions connects with a decent elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Legions lands an elbow.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Legions lands a few punches from side control.

Dick is rocked!
Legions working the head and body with strikes.
Dick is still in real trouble! Can Legions finish him?
Legions working the ground and pound.
Legions lands a strong strike to the head of Dick. That's dazed him! Legions looking to finish here. Dick is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Legions lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Felix Legions!
Felix Legions decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
The defeated Editiny Dick had this to say: 'Good match, and now I'll be going back home to my wife whose as usual, would cuck me'.