PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Gregzradinki Tulumplzi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Henry Chinaski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tulumplzi comes to the cage accompanied by Cradle. Chinaski has chosen I Wish to Weep by Dadafon as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tulumplzi
vs
Chinaski

185 cm
23
185 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

181 cm
23
190 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gregzradinki Tulumplzi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Chinaski!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tulumplzi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Tulumplzi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Chinaski is looking to clinch.
Tulumplzi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tulumplzi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tulumplzi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Tulumplzi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chinaski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Tulumplzi tries for a takedown but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chinaski misses with a looping left.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tulumplzi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chinaski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Henry Chinaski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tulumplzi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Chinaski but Chinaski pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Tulumplzi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Chinaski fails to land with a series of punches.
Chinaski wants to clinch.
Chinaski tries to clinch but Tulumplzi moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Tulumplzi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.
Chinaski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chinaski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tulumplzi shoots in for a takedown but Chinaski shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gregzradinki Tulumplzi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Chinaski shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.

It looks like Henry Chinaski has been cut.
Tulumplzi shoots for a takedown but Chinaski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chinaski fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Tulumplzi with that takedown attempt.
Tulumplzi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Tulumplzi avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tulumplzi misses with a looping right.
Tulumplzi fails with a takedown attempt.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Tulumplzi fails to land with a series of punches.
Tulumplzi lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chinaski circles away quickly and effectively.
Chinaski is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Chinaski throws a right hand that Tulumplzi ducks under and follows up with a left that Tulumplzi also avoids with ease.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.
Tulumplzi throws an overhand right that lands on Chinaski's shoulder, as Chinaski tries to avoid the shot.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Tulumplzi fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chinaski manages to avoid it.
Tulumplzi shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Chinaski but Chinaski pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gregzradinki Tulumplzi dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Henry Chinaski's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Chinaski moves in looking to clinch but Tulumplzi pushes him off.
Tulumplzi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chinaski.
Tulumplzi lands a body shot.
Tulumplzi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Tulumplzi misses its intended target.
Chinaski tries to clinch but Tulumplzi is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A big left from Tulumplzi misses.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.
A telegraphed right hand from Tulumplzi misses the target.
Henry Chinaski seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tulumplzi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tulumplzi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
No joy there for Tulumplzi, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Tulumplzi thows a body shot but no joy.
Chinaski fails with an attempt to clinch.
Chinaski moves out of range as Tulumplzi strikes.

Chinaski pushes Tulumplzi up against the cage in a clinch.
Chinaski tries a knee to the head but Tulumplzi blocks it.
Chinaski tries a knee to the head but Tulumplzi blocks it.
Chinaski with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Tulumplzi managing to block the knees to the body from Chinaski.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Chinaski tries a knee to the head but Tulumplzi blocks it.
Chinaski tries to land a knee to the head but Tulumplzi blocks with his arms.

Tulumplzi pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tulumplzi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tulumplzi looks to land a combination but Chinaski avoids it well.
Tulumplzi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Tulumplzi fails to land the takedown.
Chinaski moves in looking to clinch but Tulumplzi pushes him off.
Tulumplzi throws a series of punches but Chinaski moves out of range.
Tulumplzi swings for the body but Chinaski moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chinaski tries to clinch up.
Tulumplzi looks to land a combination but Chinaski avoids it well.
Tulumplzi is looking to wear down Chinaski with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Tulumplzi keeps the fight on the outside.

Chinaski gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Chinaski tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Chinaski with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Chinaski throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Tulumplzi blocks it with crossed arms.

Tulumplzi has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Chinaski is trying to keep an underhook but Tulumplzi manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Chinaski is looking to improve his position.
Tulumplzi is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Chinaski can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Tulumplzi lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tulumplzi missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Chinaski is trying to control but can't.
Tulumplzi is pressing down on Chinaski's thigh, looking to free his foot. Chinaski is holding on for now.
Tulumplzi has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Chinaski on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Tulumplzi scoring with strikes to the body and head.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tulumplzi is nestled in close to Chinaski, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Tulumplzi landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gregzradinki Tulumplzi dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Henry Chinaski's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Tulumplzi shoots in for a double leg but Chinaski sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Tulumplzi lands a jab-cross combination.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Tulumplzi tries for a takedown but Chinaski sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Chinaski moves in looking to clinch but Tulumplzi pushes him off.
Chinaski tries to clinch but Tulumplzi moves out of range.
Chinaski tries to clinch but Tulumplzi is having none of it.
Tulumplzi throws a series of punches but Chinaski avoids them all with ease.
The fight stays on the outside here - Chinaski looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tulumplzi misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gregzradinki Tulumplzi. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Tulumplzi avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Tulumplzi shoots for a takedown but Chinaski saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Tulumplzi loads up on a big right hand but Chinaski slips the punch.
Chinaski tries to clinch up but Tulumplzi circles away and keeps his distance.
Tulumplzi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chinaski moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chinaski wants to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Tulumplzi throws a body punch but Chinaski moves out of range.
Chinaski fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tulumplzi lands a jab to the head.
Tulumplzi circles away from the clinch attempt.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Tulumplzi looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Chinaski is fending him off so far but Tulumplzi persists. Nope, Chinaski circles away and we're back to standing.
Chinaski takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tulumplzi paws at him with a jab and circles away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tulumplzi looks to land a combination but Chinaski avoids it well.
Tulumplzi misses with a few strikes there.
Chinaski tries to clinch up but Tulumplzi circles away and keeps his distance.
Tulumplzi circles away from the clinch attempt.
Horrible takedown by Tulumplzi or perhaps it was just good defense by Chinaski which made him look bad.
Chinaski tries to close the distance and clinch up but Tulumplzi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice takedown defense from Chinaski. No joy for Tulumplzi on that attempt.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Chinaski is looking to clinch but Tulumplzi is avoiding it.
Chinaski is looking to clinch.
Tulumplzi thows a body shot but no joy.
Chinaski doesn't manage to clinch there - Tulumplzi circles away.
Chinaski moves in looking to clinch but Tulumplzi pushes him off.
Tulumplzi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Chinaski avoids the body shot from Tulumplzi.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Tulumplzi keeps the fight on the outside.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gregzradinki Tulumplzi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Tulumplzi, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight for Gregzradinki Tulumplzi!
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight for Gregzradinki Tulumplzi!
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight for Gregzradinki Tulumplzi!

Gregzradinki Tulumplzi wins by unanimous decision!