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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nuts (ranked 3341 p4p, 357 weight class) and Twittle Twister (ranked 3708 p4p, 391 weight class). Deez Nuts has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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169 lbs
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153 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
KO power |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Deez Nuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Twittle Twister!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Colin Fray and Chris Saunders.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nuts moves in looking to clinch but Twister pushes him off.
Twister lands a nice shot to the body.
Nuts fails with the takedown
and Twister counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Twister lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nuts really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Twister throws a body shot but no joy.
An attempted straight right counter from Nuts misses the target.
Nuts stalks Twister and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Twister's face. Twister staggers backwards, shaken.
Nuts gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nuts lands with a short shot to the head.
Nuts tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Twister smiles and moves away.
Nuts looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Twittle Twister seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Twister does it's job there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Twister misses with a left hand
and Nuts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twister lands with a shot to the body.
Twister scores with a jab to the body.
Twister fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Nuts.
Twister rushes Nuts and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Twister has a couple of punches blocked by Nuts.
Nuts blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Twister breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Twister with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Twister fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nuts has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Twister avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Twister clinches up against the cage.
Nuts tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Twister breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nuts slips a jab from Twister.
Nuts throwing a counter right hand but Twister manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Twister lands a nice hook to Nuts's body. Nuts takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nuts is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Twister thows a leg kick but Nuts checks it
letting Nuts counter with a right hand.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Twister, right into the meat.
Twister moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Nuts keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Twister lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nuts tries to clinch up.
Nuts tries to keep at a distance but Twister has taken the fight into the clinch.
Twister escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nuts swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Twister takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Twister tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nuts with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Twister to score with a decent uppercut.
Nuts misses with a looping left.
Nuts staying out of range there.
Twister scores with a body shot.
Twister throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Twister tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nuts paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Nuts on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nuts looks to score with a jab to the body but Twister is just out of range.
Twister throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Nuts to counter with a crisp jab.
Twister jabs at Nuts's body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Twister throws a jab but it's blocked by Nuts.
Nuts blocks a head kick by Twister.
Twister misses with a straight right.
Twister throws a nice looking combination but Nuts bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nuts swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Twister lands with an uppercut that bounces Nuts off the cage and back into range.
Nuts throws a shot from downtown. Twister moves away and avoids it.
Twister misses with a right hand
and Nuts cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Twister lands a jab to Nuts's midsection.
Twittle Twister is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Twister moves in looking to clinch but Nuts pushes him off.
Twister misses the shot to the body.
Twister throws the left hand but Nuts avoids the punch easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Twittle Twister dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Twister swings for the body but Nuts moves out of range.
Deez Nuts has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Twister throws a leg kick but Nuts sees it coming and checks it nicely.
It looked like Nuts wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Twister fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice uppercut lands for Twister. That snapped Nuts's head back.
Twister works Nuts's body with a nice hook.
Nice defenses there by Nuts.
An attempted straight right counter from Nuts misses the target.
Twister misses with a left hand
and Nuts counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Twister thinking.
Nuts feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Twister sprawling to the canvas! Twister rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Nuts finish him?!
Twister is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Twister uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nuts.
Twister is still on wobbly legs! Can Nuts finish him?
Twister throws a body shot but no joy.
Twister is looking to land body kicks.
Twister lands a leg kick that knocks Nuts off balance momentarily.
Twister seems to have recovered his senses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Twister keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nuts changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A slow jab from Twister misses its intended target.
Twister tries a head kick but it misses.
Twister looks to clinch
and Nuts counters with a crisp right hand that drops Twister! Nuts lets Twister back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Nuts uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Twister.
A quick step to the side and Nuts tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Twister misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Nuts counters with a huge overhand right that connects right on the temple, sending him crumpling, face first to the floor! This one is all over! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Deez Nuts!
A relieved looking Deez Nuts thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
65% |
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