PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Ron Jeremy (ranked 1200 p4p, 145 weight class) and Johnny Vegas (ranked 1085 p4p, 132 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Vegas's choice of entrance music: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead. Johnny Vegas has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Jeremy
vs
Vegas

172 cm
35
155 lbs
19 - 12 - 2

175 cm
32
170 lbs
12 - 14 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Great elbows
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)
Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Johnny Vegas!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Stewart Dunkirk and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Vegas throws a series of punches but Jeremy avoids them all with ease.
Vegas bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Vegas ducks right into an uppercut from Jeremy.
Vegas throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jeremy throws a hook but Vegas avoids it easily.
Vegas steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Vegas looks to score with a jab to the body but Jeremy is just out of range.
Jeremy throws a jab when Vegas was well out of range.
Vegas feints the counter takedown.
Jeremy throws an off balance right hand
and Vegas counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jeremy throws a leg kick

and Vegas counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Jeremy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Vegas is one step ahead there.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vegas wants to control from the top but Jeremy keeps moving.
Vegas content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jeremy holds on and takes a little breather.
Jeremy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
We've been hearing good reports from Jeremy's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Jeremy holds on and takes a little breather.
Vegas advances position into side control!

Vegas working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

Vegas swings around for an armbar but Jeremy sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Vegas's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy wants to control from the top but Vegas keeps moving.

Vegas is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jeremy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Vegas is looking for a triangle but Jeremy pushes his legs off easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vegas can't keep his opponent in guard - Jeremy advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Vegas tries to get to full guard but Jeremy has control of the leg.
Vegas is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Jeremy's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Jeremy's back!
Jeremy wants to get back to his feet.

Vegas is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Vegas controlling well, preventing Jeremy from escaping the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Vegas working for a choke but Jeremy is defending well.
Vegas not allowing Jeremy to control his hands.

Vegas working for a choke but Jeremy is defending well.
Jeremy is trying to escape under a series of strikes and manages to escape from Vegas 's hooks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Vegas lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Jeremy hang on?
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Johnny Vegas dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Jeremy lands with an uppercut that bounces Vegas off the cage and back into range.
Vegas moves out of range as Jeremy strikes.
Vegas misses with a few strikes there.
Vegas throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Jeremy.
Johnny Vegas is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Vegas loads up on a big right hand but Jeremy slips the punch.
It looked like Jeremy was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Vegas.
Vegas uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jeremy.
Vegas slips a jab from Jeremy.
Jeremy will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Jeremy blocks a head kick by Vegas.
Vegas tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vegas misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jeremy.
Jeremy looks to land a combination but Vegas avoids it well.
Vegas tries to counter by closing the distance.
Vegas throws a nice looking combination but Jeremy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jeremy is looking to counter punch.
Jeremy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jeremy lands a body shot.
Jeremy lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vegas misses with a few strikes there.
Jeremy swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Vegas on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jeremy lands a nice hook to Vegas's body. Vegas takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jeremy lands with a nice body punch.
Ron Jeremy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vegas.
Vegas unleashes a big counter combination but Jeremy bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Vegas lands a nice looking body kick.
Vegas is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jeremy rather than just go for the knockout.
Jeremy lands a lovely overhand right.
Jeremy with a nice cross.
Vegas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Vegas takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Jeremy misses the jab.
Vegas is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Vegas misses with a few strikes there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Vegas swinging wildly here.
A jab from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Vegas.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vegas moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
An inside leg kick from Jeremy misses.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Vegas checks it.
Jeremy throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy digs a good hook to Vegas's body.
Jeremy fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jeremy throws a big shot that misses.
Nice uppercut lands for Jeremy. That snapped Vegas's head back.
Jeremy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Vegas takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Vegas keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jeremy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jeremy throws a sloppy head kick and Vegas moves out of range easily.
Jeremy tried to score with a low kick but Vegas checks it.
Vegas tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Vegas misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy sizes up Vegas with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Jeremy looks to score with a jab to the body but Vegas is just out of range.
Jeremy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Vegas misses with a body shot.
Jeremy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Vegas can do to turn this around?
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Vegas.
Jeremy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vegas manages to avoid it.
Ron Jeremy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vegas misses with the combination.
Vegas slips a straight right by Jeremy.
Vegas looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vegas misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Vegas blocks a jab.
Jeremy throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Jeremy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jeremy. That's going to slow Vegas down.
No joy there for Vegas, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jeremy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vegas in his tracks.
Jeremy dips to his left and cracks Vegas with an uppercut!
Vegas swinging wildly here.
Vegas lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Vegas.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Vegas moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jeremy lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Vegas works over Jeremy's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sloppy strikes from Vegas. Those never looked like landing.
Jeremy dodges the punch combination from Vegas.
Jeremy lands a head kick. Vegas smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ron Jeremy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Jeremy does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Jeremy lands a head shot.
Vegas throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
Vegas rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jeremy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Jeremy looks to land a left hand but Vegas moved out of range nicely.
Ron Jeremy is winning the standup battle so far.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Vegas wants to counter the offense by Jeremy and move into the clinch position.
Jeremy cracks Vegas with a right hand to the side of the head.
Vegas takes one on the button.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Vegas should have avoided that one.

Vegas is rocked!
Jeremy circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Vegas to the canvas! Vegas doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Jeremy keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ron Jeremy!
During a confident post fight interview, Ron Jeremy thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.