PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Loel (ranked 1109 p4p, 136 weight class) and Humbert Humbert (ranked 819 p4p, 99 weight class). Loel's entrance music is Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life. A fine choice. Humbert comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Babylon 5 kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Loel
vs
Humbert

180 cm
30
187 lbs
16 - 8 - 0

170 cm
29
185 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Sportivité
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Groove Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, Yuri Loel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Humbert Humbert!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loel looks to score with a jab to the body but Humbert is just out of range.
Loel defending well as Humbert loads up on a big left hand.
Loel throws a sloppy head kick and Humbert moves out of range easily.
Loel throws a right and a left that Humbert avoids nicely.
Sloppy strikes from Loel. Those never looked like landing.
Loel avoids the body shot from Humbert.
Humbert Humbert seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Humbert misses with a hook
and Loel counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Humbert lands a nice hook to Loel's body. Loel takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Humbert misses with a wild body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Loel misses the target.
Humbert throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loel sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Loel keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Loel on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Humbert stuns Loel with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Loel takes a swing at Humbert's ribcage but misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Humbert thuds his right hand into Loel's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nice shot by Loel.
Humbert throws out a loose jab but Loel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Humbert swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humbert throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Loel counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Loel ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Loel keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Loel misses with a wild combination.
Humbert moves away from the strike by Loel.
Loel is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Humbert misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Loel.
Humbert swinging wildly here.
Humbert fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Loel manages to avoid it.
A shot to the body from Humbert misses
and Loel counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Humbert lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Yuri Loel has been cut.
Loel moves away from the strike by Humbert.
It looked like Loel wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Humbert swings for the body but Loel moves out of range.
Humbert misses with a hook
and Loel counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Humbert misses with a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Humbert waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loel.
Loel throwing a counter right hand but Humbert manages to avoid it.
Loel uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Humbert.
Humbert misses with a straight left.
Loel throws a series of punches but Humbert avoids them all with ease.
Humbert jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Humbert works the jab nicely.
Loel feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Humberts jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Sloppy strikes from Loel. Those never looked like landing.
Humbert staying out of range there.
Humbert throws out a counter right but Loel avoids it with no problem.
Loel takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Loel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Humbert sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Humbert looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Humbert throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Humbert lands a right hook to the body.
Humbert scores with a hook.
Loel swings widly with a right hand
and Humbert scores with a counter punch that sends Loel to the canvas! Humbert smells blood - he's punishing Loel with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Loel has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Humbert Humbert!
After the big win, Humbert Humbert made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Pit Bull Development and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.