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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Taran Chula (ranked 688 p4p, 82 weight class) and Ron Jeremy (ranked 1069 p4p, 135 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

175 cm
32
155 lbs
19 - 11 - 1
172 cm
36
155 lbs
21 - 14 - 2
Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible
Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

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Urban Fighter



Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 wins, 11 losses and 1 draws, fighting out of New York, Taran Chula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 wins, 14 losses and 2 draws, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ron Jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Percy O'Donnell and Don Winkell.



The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jeremy throws a right and a left that Chula avoids nicely.
Chula blocks a jab.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Chula.
Jeremy throws a hook but Chula avoids it easily.
Jeremy throws a hook but Chula avoids it easily.
Jeremy defending well as Chula loads up on a big left hand.
Chula scores with a jab to the body.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jeremy scores with a sloppy right hand. Chula should have avoided that one.
Jeremy throws the left hand but Chula avoids the punch easily.
Jeremy swings for the body but Chula moves out of range.
Chula lands a jab-cross combination.
Chula swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Jeremy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chula fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jeremy has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
That kick from Jeremy tenderised Chula's leg. Chula is trying to keep his angry face on.
Chula fails to land with a series of punches.
Taran Chula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chula stuns Jeremy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Jeremy throws a body shot but no joy.
Chula tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jeremy checks a leg kick.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chula.
Jeremy misses with a body shot.
Chula misses with a low kick as Jeremy jumps back.
Chula throws a hook but Jeremy avoids it easily.
Jeremy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Jeremy jabs Chula right on the nose. Chula blinks but takes it well.
Chula scores with a jab to the jaw.
Chula blocks a leg kick.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chula.
A little feinted left hand from Chula on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Chula throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Chula connects with a jab.
Chula throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jeremy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Chula is looking to land body kicks.
Jeremy lands a high kick!

It looks like Taran Chula has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jeremy feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Chulas jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Chula looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Jeremy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chula moves away.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chula.
Jeremy has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Chula takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Chula takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Chula takes a swing at Jeremy's ribcage but misses.
Chula feints and then cracks Jeremy's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Jeremy down.
Chula throws a nice looking combination but Jeremy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Chula throws a jab when Jeremy was well out of range.
A solid body kick from Jeremy.
Jeremy misses with an attempted mid kick.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chula.
Chula throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a low kick.
Jeremy throws a hook but Chula avoids it easily.
Chula takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and Chula counters with a stiff right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Chula misses the target.
Jeremy only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chula connects with a solid leg kick.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
Chula was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jeremy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chula is out of range and Jeremy settles back down.
Jeremy takes one on the button.
Jeremy walks into a jab.
Jeremy throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Chula.
Chula throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Chula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Chula jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Jab, jab by Jeremy - just one landing.
Jeremy takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Nice defenses there by Chula.
Chula tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Chula lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Chula.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chula cracks Jeremy with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chula is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Chula lands with an uppercut that bounces Jeremy off the cage and back into range.
Jeremy fakes the leg kick and cracks Chula in the body.
Jeremy shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Chula thuds his right hand into Jeremy's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Chula scores with a punch to the head.
Chula tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jeremy was well out of range. Poor timing from Chula.
Chula takes a jab right on the kisser.
Chula shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Chula throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.
Chula checks a leg kick nicely.
Chula throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Chula scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chula throws a lazy uppercut
and Jeremy counters with a straight right hand.
Chula connects with a body shot that sends Jeremy's belly button to the back.
Jeremy slips a straight right by Chula.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Chula throws a right hand that misses
and Jeremy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Taran Chula will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taran Chula's cut.
That's time! Chula's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.


Jeremy smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Jeremy dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Chula. That did some damage!
Jeremy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A cross from Chula lands.
Chula tries to move into range but Jeremy moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Taran Chula is winning the standup battle so far.
Chula moves out of range of the leg kick from Jeremy.
Chula takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Chula looks to land a right hand but Jeremy moved out of range.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Chula uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jeremy throws a leg kick but Chula moved away.
Chula throws a hook to the side of Jeremy's head but Jeremy sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jeremy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Chula lands a jab to the nose.
Chula lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jeremy's sensitive parts.
Some wild striking there from Chula.
Jeremy tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Chula was well out of range. Poor timing from Jeremy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chula fails to land with a series of punches.
Chula scores with a nice head shot.
Jeremy slips a jab from Chula.
Chula scores with a nice body kick.
Chula finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A slow jab from Chula misses its intended target.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
Jeremy thumps Chula with a low kick.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Chula counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nice cross by Chula.
Chula looks to land a left hand but Jeremy moved out of range nicely.
Chula lands with an overhand left.
Chula digs a good body shot into Jeremy's ribs.
Chula seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Chula throws a hook but Jeremy blocks it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd cheers as Jeremy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Chula doesn't seem phased though.
Chula takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chula walks into a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy lands a lovely overhand right.
Chula ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Good leg kick by Chula there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Chula sizes up Jeremy with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Chula.
Jeremy showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Chula.
Chula lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jeremy circles away quickly and effectively.
Jeremy lands with an overhand left.
Jeremy slips a straight right by Chula.
Jeremy avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Jeremy might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Chula has got the better of the exchanges.
Jeremy misses with an uppercut. Chula saw that one coming.
Chula slips under a jab.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Chula slips a jab from Jeremy.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jeremy.
Jeremy throws a leg kick that misses.
Jeremy uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Chula.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A leg kick checked by Jeremy.
Jeremy looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Jeremy misses with a hook. Chula ducked under it nicely.
Jeremy pivots, looking for a leg kick but Chula is out of range and Jeremy settles back down.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chula to score with a decent uppercut.
Jeremy buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Chula takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
Chula throws a looping overhand right but Jeremy ducks down to avoid it.
Jeremy is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Chula connects with an inside leg kick.
Chula lands a nice looking body kick.
Jeremy misses with a right hand
and Chula counters with a good low kick that Jeremy was not able to check.
Chula throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chula fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Chula throws a poor cross that misses
and Jeremy counters with a nice uppercut.
Jeremy moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Chula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chula misses with a straight left.
Chula throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jeremy is trying to counter with his kicks.
Chula scores with a punch to the head.
Jeremy connects with a looping right hand.
Jeremy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jab from Jeremy.
Good exchange - Jeremy coming out on top.
Chula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chula feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Jeremys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Chula throws a head kick that half lands.
Chula slips a straight right by Jeremy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jeremy.
Jeremy scores with a crisp jab that stopped Chula in his tracks.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A big right from Chula misses.
Chula throws a body punch but Jeremy moves out of range.
Jeremy throws a front kick aimed at Chula's knee but Chula avoids it well.
Chula misses with the combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Taran Chula will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Taran Chula's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!


Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
A good leg kick by Chula.
Chula swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chula.
Chula moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Jeremy looks to throw the jab but Chula is out of range.
Jeremy loads up on a big right hand but Chula slips the punch.
Chula defending well as Jeremy loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Chula wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Chula.
Chula is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Jeremy throws a solid leg kick but Chula takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Jeremy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chula lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Chula digs a good hook to Jeremy's body.
Chula misses the jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chula looks to land a combination. Jeremy sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
A bone on bone clash there as Chula blocks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jeremy.
Chula slips a jab from Jeremy.
Chula throwing a counter right hand but Jeremy manages to avoid it.
Chula chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Chula darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chula feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Jeremy's calf.
Chula on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jeremy. Jeremy obviously looking to wear him down.
Jeremy throws a jab when Chula was well out of range.
Chula takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jeremy just misses with a punch to the body.
Jeremy gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Chula slips under a jab from Jeremy.
Chula fires out a quick counter leg kick but Jeremy just manages to avoid it.
Chula misses with an uppercut. Jeremy saw that one coming.
Chula backing away here, and Jeremy unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Jeremy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Jeremy's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
An inside leg kick from Jeremy misses.
Chula misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jeremy defending well as Chula loads up on a big left hand.
Chula backing away here, and Jeremy unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Chula looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Ron Jeremy has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chula checks the leg kick.
Chula takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chula ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jeremy moves away.
Chula takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Jeremy misses with a looping right.
Chula misses with a double jab.
Jeremy follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Chula ducks under a wild hook from Jeremy.
Chula throws the left hand but Jeremy avoids the punch easily.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jeremy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Chula has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Chula and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Chula bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jeremy misses with a lunging right hand
and Jeremy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chula is looking to land body kicks.
Chula throws a shot to the body.
Jeremy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jeremy tries a head kick but it misses.
Jeremy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Chula.
Jeremy has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy throws a hook but Chula blocks it.
Jeremy throws a shot from downtown. Chula moves away and avoids it.
Jeremy misses with a straight right.
A lazy left from Chula finds it's target.
Jeremy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Chula to score with a decent uppercut.
Chula moves out of range of the strikes.
Chula was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Taran Chula is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Jeremy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chula counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jeremy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chula moves away.
Chula misses with a few strikes there.
Chula connects with a right hand. Jeremy shakes it off.
Jeremy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Chula.
Chula feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Jeremy throws a low kick, looking for Chula's leg but Chula calmly moves out of range.
A big left from Chula misses.
Jeremy throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chula is looking to counter punch.
Chula avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Jeremy gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jeremy scores with a head kick. Chula tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jeremy misses with an uppercut.
Jeremy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jeremy doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Chula scores with a decent looking hook.
Chula misses with a series of wild punches.
Chula thuds a left hand into Jeremy's body.
Chula throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chula throws a body shot but no joy.
Jeremy throws a big counter head kick but Chula avoids it with no problem.
Jeremy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jeremy throws a leg kick
and Chula counters with a low kick, right behind Jeremy 's knee.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Chula uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jeremy.
Jeremy thuds his right hand into Chula's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

And that's the end of the fight!
Taran Chula showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Chula has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taran Chula!
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
89%
 
 
 
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