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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and steve rifformato (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dick comes to the cage accompanied by Thunderstruck. King Dick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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205 lbs
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200 cm
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210 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, King Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, steve rifformato!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Glass and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
rifformato tries to clinch up but Dick circles away and keeps his distance.
rifformato tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick clinches up with rifformato and pushes him back against the cage.
rifformato fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Dick tries a knee to the head but rifformato blocks it.
Dick comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like steve rifformato has been cut.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dick as rifformato tries to tie him up.
Dick's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
rifformato drops down looking for an ankle pick but Dick pulls his leg out and moves away.
Dick misses with a wild combination.
rifformato avoids the head kick by Dick.
Dick tries to grapple but his opponent circles
so rifformato counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
rifformato stops Dick from standing up.
Dick keeping full guard, as rifformato tries to pass.
Dick utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
rifformato wants to pass the guard but Dick is keeping the position.
Dick is looking to stand up but rifformato isn't so interested in that idea.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
rifformato shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dick pinned against the cage. Dick gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
King Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of steve rifformato.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Dick moves into the clinch.
rifformato letting Dick take a breather here.
Dick is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
rifformato fails to pull guard.
Dick using the Thai plumb to throw knees but rifformato has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Dick has rifformato pressed against the cage.
Dick gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from rifformato.
rifformato tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Dick just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is trying to stall.
rifformato misses with a punch on the inside.
Dick tries to land knees in the clinch but rifformato avoids the damage to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dick.
Dick is stalling here.
rifformato tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
rifformato misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dick gets underhooks to prevent rifformato's takedown attempt.
Dick lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
That has opened up steve rifformato's cut even more.
rifformato jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dick walks away with a smile on his face. rifformato gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
rifformato shoots in but no luck this time.
rifformato looks gassed!
Dick tries to clinch there but rifformato circles away.
rifformato rushes Dick and presses him up against the cage.
Dick content to slow the pace in the clinch.
rifformato has Dick pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Dick manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Dick blocks an elbow strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dick presses rifformato against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Dick takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
rifformato tries to pull guard but Dick won't allow it.
rifformato tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Nice elbow from Dick.
Dick using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Dick dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dick lands an elbow inside.
Dick lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt rifformato or not.
Dick's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Dick lands with a nice body kick.
Dick drives through and clinches with rifformato against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
King Dick dominated that round.
The cut man is working on steve rifformato's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Dick clinches with his opponent.
Dick stalling in the clinch.
rifformato tries to land knees in the clinch but Dick avoids the damage to the body.
Dick landing some nice looking knees to the body.
rifformato avoids a wild elbow strike from Dick.
Dick lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Dick with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Dick taking a breather.
rifformato drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Dick gets the underhooks and prevents it.
rifformato throws a knee to the head but misses.
rifformato is breathing heavily.
Dick holding his opponent close, against the cage.
rifformato is working for takedown but Dick is calmly controlling the position for now.
That's one minute gone in the round.
rifformato trying to land knees to the body.
Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dick gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nice body punch from Dick.
Dick dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Dick landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees to the body from Dick.
Dick has rifformato pressed against the cage.
rifformato has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Dick is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
King Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of steve rifformato.
Dick with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dick misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from rifformato.
Dick jumps into guard, dragging rifformato to the mat.
Dick wants to get back to his feet but rifformato is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
rifformato tries to stand but Dick is controlling from the bottom.
Dick scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Dick gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Dick stops a takedown attempt from rifformato.
Dick lands a knee to the body.
A knee to the head by Dick.
The cut above steve rifformato's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Dick leaning his opponent against the cage.
rifformato goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dick prevents it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Dick.
Dick leaning his opponent against the cage.
Dick unloads a knee to the mid-section. rifformato lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
rifformato jumps guard but Dick stands there with rifformato around his waist. rifformato gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Dick connects with a knee to the head.
Dick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dick tries to clinch up
and rifformato counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Dick misses with a head kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick closes the distance looking to clinch
and rifformato counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dick clinches but rifformato breaks the clinch
and rifformato counters with a left and a right that stings Dick.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
rifformato jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dick walks away with a smile on his face. rifformato gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
rifformato tries to clinch but Dick moves out of range.
Dick tries to clinch but rifformato moves out of range.
Dick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt rifformato.
Dick moves into range and clinches up with rifformato.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
King Dick dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on steve rifformato's cut.
That's time! Dick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Dick darts in trying to clinch
and rifformato decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Dick's guard.
Dick wants to stand but rifformato is controlling the position.
Dick wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and rifformato manages to pass to side control.
rifformato is looking to pass Dick's guard but actually Dick recovers to full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
rifformato throws and elbow that misses. Dick uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in rifformato's guard. Nice move by Dick!
That's one minute gone in the round.
rifformato throws a couple of shots from the bottom but they don't land.
Dick decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
rifformato lands with a kick to the temple. Dick shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Dick goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
A solid body kick from Dick.
rifformato takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Dick throws a sloppy head kick and rifformato moves out of range easily.
Dick tries to clinch but rifformato moves out of range.
King Dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dick drives through and clinches with rifformato against the cage.
King Dick has scored more points in the clinch so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
rifformato pulls guard successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick tries to stand but rifformato is controlling from the bottom.
rifformato is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Dick wants to get up but he can't break rifformato's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Dick trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
A head kick from rifformato lands but Dick takes it in his stride.
rifformato moves in looking to clinch but Dick pushes him off.
Dick fails in his attempt to clinch.
rifformato looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dick is fending him off so far but rifformato persists. Nope, Dick circles away and we're back to standing.
rifformato wants to clinch.
Dick throws a combination but it was largely blocked by rifformato.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dick fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dick rushes rifformato and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
rifformato is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
rifformato is trying to drag Dick to the mat but Dick just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Dick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Dick closes the distance and clinches.
Dick controlling the action here for a moment.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Dick for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Dick lands a knee to the body.
Dick is trying to stall.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to King Dick.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dick, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight for King Dick!
Judge James Glass scores the fight for King Dick!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for King Dick!
King Dick wins by unanimous decision!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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