PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between James Lee (ranked 5408 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beavis Butthead (ranked 5889 p4p, 0 weight class). Butthead has chosen Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Lee
vs
Butthead

180 cm
23
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

168 cm
25
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Experienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, James Lee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Beavis Butthead!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Andrew Berry and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Butthead drives through with a takedown into Lee's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lee pulls Butthead in close to prevent any damage.
Lee is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Butthead is looking to work some ground and pound but Lee has wrist control.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Butthead accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Butthead in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Butthead throwing strikes from guard but Lee blocks nicely.
Lee will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.
Lee really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butthead distracts Lee with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead is working Lee over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Lee preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Butthead has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Butthead in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lee escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Butthead gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Butthead cracks Lee with a solid left hand.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

Lee working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Butthead doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Butthead manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lee not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead distracts Lee with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Lee's brow.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead is working Lee over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.
Lee knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Butthead on the ground.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Lee trying to keep a closed guard but Butthead is proving a slippery customer.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.
Lee controls Butthead momentarily but Butthead frees himself.
Butthead is working Lee over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead stands up over Lee, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Lee wants to sweep here but Butthead controlling him for the moment.
Lee is breathing heavily.
Butthead cracks Lee with a solid left hand.
Butthead cracks Lee with a solid left hand.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Lee's brow.
Lee is trying to control the position but Butthead postures up.
Butthead distracts Lee with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead distracts Lee with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead is working Lee over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis Butthead dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lee shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Butthead as he jumps to the side.

Butthead fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Lee to the ground. Butthead is now in Lee's guard.

The fighters are working up against the cage. Lee manages to wriggle his way back to his feet, so the fighters are now clinched against the cage.

Lee ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Lee no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead is in close to Lee's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lee looking to control.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Lee's brow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead works over Lee with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.

Lee is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Lee has control of Butthead's left arm, preventing Butthead from doing any damage.
Butthead postures up.
Butthead is working Lee over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead landing with the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Lee trying to keep a closed guard but Butthead is proving a slippery customer.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Lee's head.
Lee has momentary wrist control but Butthead slips an elbow through the middle.
Butthead works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lee tries to get to full guard but Butthead has control of the leg.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead working over Lee with some ground and pound. Lee looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Lee on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead working over Lee with some ground and pound. Lee looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Butthead working Lee over with strikes.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Lee is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Lee is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Beavis Butthead has got the better of the ground game so far.
Butthead lands with a punch from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Lee taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Butthead is nestled in close to Lee, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Lee trying to control but Butthead postures up.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Lee's temple.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beavis Butthead showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Butthead bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Lee tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Butthead wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Lee taking punishment in the form of punches.
Butthead cracks Lee with a big right hand but Lee just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Butthead lands an elbow.
Butthead landing a few strikes.
Butthead cracks Lee with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Butthead lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Lee is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Butthead grinds an elbow into Lee's temple.
Butthead scoring with punches from side control.
Butthead lands some shots froms side control.
Butthead cracks Lee with a big right hand but Lee just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Butthead lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butthead is chipping away with strikes.
Butthead scores with punches from side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Butthead working the ground and pound.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Butthead scores with punches from side control.
Lee struggling a bit here.
Butthead landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Lee takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Butthead lands a few punches from side control.
Butthead cracks Lee with a big right hand but Lee just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Butthead is working Lee over with some ground and pound from side control.
Butthead cracks Lee with a big right hand but Lee just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Butthead is chipping away with strikes.
Lee taking punishment in the form of punches.
Butthead lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Lee down.
Butthead in side control lands a decent elbow.
Lee takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lee is working to avoid the ground and pound but Butthead connects with a decent elbow.
Butthead works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Lee gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Butthead dominating with strikes here.
A nice elbow there by Butthead.
The referee warns Lee that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butthead landing strikes, looking to finish!
Lee in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Butthead unloading with bombs!
Butthead with good strikes from the mount here!
Lee takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Butthead lands a heavy elbow.
Lee really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Butthead fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BOOM! Butthead connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Butthead with shots to the head and body - Lee looks very uncomfortable down there.
Butthead raining down hammerfists from mount.
Butthead lands a nice shot to the head.
Lee in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Butthead working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Butthead unloading with bombs!
BOOM! Butthead connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Butthead lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Butthead landing strikes, looking to finish!
Butthead looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Lee takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Butthead landing strikes, looking to finish!
Butthead working Lee over with strikes here.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Butthead is in the full mount, landing strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead lands a big elbow.
Butthead lands a heavy elbow.
A nice elbow there by Butthead.
Lee taking shots to the head.
Butthead scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lee?
Butthead unloading with bombs!
Butthead connects with a couple of good shots from mount.

Lee is rocked!
Butthead lands a nice shot to the head.
Oh Lee is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The referee warns Lee that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Butthead scoring with strikes but Lee is staying in there.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Butthead cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Butthead working Lee over with strikes here.
Butthead working the ground and pound effectively.
Butthead lands a big shot there that rocks Lee but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Butthead working the ground and pound effectively.
Butthead landing strikes, looking to finish!
BOOM! Butthead connects with a massive shot to the dome!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Butthead landing strikes from the mount and Lee is in trouble!
Butthead looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Butthead postures up and throws a couple of big shots that have Lee in real trouble here! The ref calls for Lee to improve his position which he doesn't do, so the referee has no choice but to end the fight due to the strikes!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beavis Butthead!
A very excited looking Beavis Butthead made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.