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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Beavis Butthead (ranked 5133 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cay Yi (ranked 5125 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Butthead might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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155 lbs
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162 lbs
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Good wrestling
Basic striking
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Beavis Butthead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Cay Yi!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Andrew Berry and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butthead throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Yi tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Butthead is in Yi's guard.
Yi has his foot on Butthead's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Butthead works his way back into a safe position though.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Yi's brow.
Butthead working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Yi looking for a sweep. Not yet Yi, not yet.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead stopping the sweep attempt from Yi.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Yi's brow.
Yi has his foot on Butthead's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Butthead works his way back into a safe position though.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead is in close to Yi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
Butthead works over Yi with some ground and pound from guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead cracks Yi with a solid left hand.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead works over Yi with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead cracks Yi with a solid left hand.
Butthead has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Butthead cracks Yi with a solid left hand.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead distracts Yi with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Yi's head.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead wants to pass the guard but Yi is keeping the position.
Butthead scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead distracts Yi with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead is working Yi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead scoring with punches to the head and body.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Yi manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Butthead manages to get himself to full guard.
Butthead is looking to stand up but Yi isn't so interested in that idea.
Butthead looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Butthead lands a decent shot there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Butthead is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Butthead pulls Yi in close to prevent any damage.
Butthead bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Yi's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beavis Butthead dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Excellent takedown into side control there by Butthead.
Beavis Butthead overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Yi to see if he's OK.
Butthead in side control lands a decent elbow.
Butthead in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Butthead working the body and head with strikes.
Butthead landing a few strikes.
Butthead is chipping away with strikes.
Butthead working the ground and pound from side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butthead in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Butthead cracks Yi with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Butthead is chipping away with strikes.
Yi regains half guard.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Yi has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Yi is pressing down on Butthead's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead working some strikes from top position.
Butthead chips away with some ground and pound.
Yi working for a triangle but Butthead defends it easily.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead connects with a couple of short punches.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Yi's brow.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Butthead postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Butthead working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Yi's head.
Butthead working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Butthead content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Butthead is working Yi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead works over Yi with some ground and pound from guard.
Yi is breathing heavily.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Yi's head.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead landing some decent shots from guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead works over Yi with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Butthead lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Butthead won't allow Yi to sweep him here.
Butthead lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Butthead with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Butthead stands up over Yi, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Butthead cracks Yi with a solid left hand.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Butthead is working Yi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead cracks Yi with a solid left hand.
Butthead lands a couple of digs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butthead postures up and lands a big shot to Yi's brow.
Butthead with a nice head shot there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butthead is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Butthead distracts Yi with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Butthead is in close to Yi's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Butthead postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Butthead landing with the ground and pound.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead lands a couple of elbows.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Butthead's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Butthead works over Yi with some ground and pound from guard.
Butthead is working Yi over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Butthead scoring with some ground and pound.
Butthead is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Beavis Butthead dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Butthead shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Yi is trying to defend but Butthead finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Yi trying to control from the bottom.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Yi is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Butthead is nestled in close to Yi, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Yi taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Butthead lands with a punch from half guard.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Yi taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Yi trying to hold on to Butthead's head to control him but Butthead postures up.
Yi takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Yi's temple.
Butthead scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Butthead winds up and cracks Yi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Yi has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Butthead slips a nice elbow through Yi's hands, connecting with Yi's forehead.
Butthead working Yi over with strikes.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Yi's temple.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Yi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead drops an elbow to the side of Yi's head.
Yi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butthead drops an elbow to the side of Yi's head.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Yi taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Yi looks like he's trying to stand up.
Yi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Yi has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Butthead drops an elbow to the side of Yi's head.
Butthead is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Butthead lands with a punch from half guard.
Yi is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Yi has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Ground and pound from Butthead.
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Yi with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead winds up and cracks Yi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Yi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butthead looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Butthead is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Butthead landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Yi on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Yi!
Butthead scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Yi?
Butthead landing strikes from the mount.
Butthead with shots to the head and body - Yi looks very uncomfortable down there.
Cay Yi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Butthead landing shots from mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Beavis Butthead showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Butthead has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight for Beavis Butthead!
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Beavis Butthead!
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight for Beavis Butthead!
Beavis Butthead wins by unanimous decision!
A very excited looking Beavis Butthead made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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