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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Uzumaki Naruto (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Max Mayhem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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180 lbs
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175 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Uzumaki Naruto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Max Mayhem!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Marco Blurström and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naruto connects with a single shot there.
It looks like Max Mayhem has been cut.
Mayhem takes the fight into the clinch.
Naruto is looking to break free of the clinch but Mayhem has double underhooks.
Mayhem manages to pull guard.
Naruto stands up and waves to Mayhem to follow him.
Mayhem walks into a jab.
Naruto thows a left - swing and a miss!
Naruto looks to land a body kick but Mayhem moved away.
Mayhem blocks a head kick by Naruto.
Mayhem fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Naruto, pushing him back against the cage.
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Naruto wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but Naruto blocks with his arms.
Naruto breaks from the clinch.
Mayhem walks into a jab.
Mayhem steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Naruto.
Naruto misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Naruto displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mayhem fails with an attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naruto fails to land with a series of punches.
Mayhem moves into the clinch.
Mayhem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Naruto has had enough of the clinch but Mayhem keeps him there for the moment.
Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Mayhem tries to pull guard but Naruto won't allow it.
Mayhem is looking to break free of the clinch but Naruto has double underhooks.
Naruto breaks the clinch.
Naruto tries to bum rush Mayhem with a series of wild strikes but Mayhem uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Mayhem tries to clinch up but Naruto circles away and keeps his distance.
Mayhem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mayhem tries to clinch up but Naruto circles away and keeps his distance.
Some wild striking there from Naruto.
Mayhem fails with the takedown.
Some wild striking there from Naruto.
Naruto tries to bum rush Mayhem with a series of wild strikes but Mayhem uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Mayhem fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Naruto, pushing him back against the cage.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but Naruto blocks with his arms.
Mayhem is trying to break free.
Mayhem missing with knees to the body.
Mayhem misses with a knee strike.
Mayhem using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Naruto has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mayhem looks gassed!
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem tries to land knees in the clinch but Naruto avoids the damage to the body.
Mayhem with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mayhem looking to throw knees to the head but Naruto is blocking nicely.
Naruto tries to break the clinch but Mayhem is controlling the position.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but Naruto blocks with his arms.
Naruto breaks from the clinch.
Naruto circles away from the clinch attempt.
Uzumaki Naruto is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Naruto looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Naruto scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Naruto lands an overhand right.
Naruto fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Mayhem, pushing him back against the cage.
Mayhem throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Naruto blocks it with crossed arms.
Naruto breaks from the clinch.
Naruto misses with a series of wild punches.
Naruto uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Naruto connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Crunch! Naruto slams his shin into Mayhem's torso.
Naruto swinging wilding here.
Mayhem closes the distance but Naruto moves to the side
and Naruto counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Naruto lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Naruto looks to land a combination but Mayhem avoids it well.
Mayhem moves into the clinch.
Mayhem is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Naruto pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Uzumaki Naruto has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Max Mayhem.
Mayhem keeps control of Naruto as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Naruto pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mayhem looks to clinch
and Naruto counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Naruto.
Mayhem throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Naruto manages to break the clinch.
Mayhem walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Mayhem dodges the punch combination from Naruto.
A head kick misses from Mayhem.
Naruto misses with a series of wild punches.
Mayhem drives through and clinches with Naruto against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Mayhem with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Mayhem jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Naruto walks away with a smile on his face. Mayhem gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Naruto misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uzumaki Naruto dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Max Mayhem's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Mayhem tries to clinch but Naruto moves away
and Naruto counters with a stiff right hand.
Good exchange - Naruto coming out on top.
Mayhem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Naruto swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Naruto connects with a good right hand that stumbles Mayhem. Mayhem circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Mayhem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Naruto counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Some wild striking there from Naruto.
Nice jab there from Naruto.
Naruto pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mayhem throws a sloppy head kick and Naruto moves out of range easily.
Mayhem has closed the distance and engaged Naruto in a clinch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Naruto manages to pull guard.
Naruto is working an open guard so Mayhem takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Naruto throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mayhem fails in his attempt to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naruto lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mayhem's sensitive parts.
Naruto misses with a wild combination.
Uzumaki Naruto is winning the standup battle so far.
Mayhem tries to clinch
and Naruto counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Naruto.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but Naruto blocks with his arms.
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem connects with a knee to the head.
Naruto manages to break the clinch.
Mayhem has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Naruto keeps the fight on the outside.
Naruto keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Naruto throws a series of strikes that have Mayhem backpedaling.
Mayhem tries to clinch there but Naruto circles away.
Naruto throws a sloppy head kick and Mayhem moves out of range easily.
Mayhem closes the distance and clinches.
Mayhem throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Naruto blocks it with crossed arms.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem misses with a knee strike.
Naruto breaks the clinch.
Naruto lands with a cross.
Mayhem tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mayhem moves in looking to clinch but Naruto pushes him off.
Naruto takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mayhem needs to keep his hands up - Naruto had a free shot at his head there.
Naruto dips to his left and cracks Mayhem with an uppercut!
Mayhem doesn't manage to clinch there - Naruto circles away.
Mayhem throws a head kick that half lands.
Mayhem slips under a jab from Naruto.
Naruto looks to land a left hand but Mayhem moved out of range nicely.
Mayhem has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Naruto moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Uzumaki Naruto seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mayhem tries to clinch up.
Mayhem is looking to clinch but Naruto is avoiding it.
Naruto pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Naruto misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mayhem moves in looking to clinch but Naruto pushes him off.
Mayhem clinches but Naruto breaks the clinch
and Naruto counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Mayhem wants to clinch up but Naruto keeps it at a distance.
Naruto misses with a wild combination.
Mayhem tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Naruto counters with a nice uppercut.
Uzumaki Naruto is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mayhem moves in looking to clinch but Naruto pushes him off.
Mayhem wants to clinch up but Naruto keeps it at a distance.
Naruto throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mayhem has managed to clinch.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem looking to throw knees to the head but Naruto is blocking nicely.
Naruto has hold of one of Mayhem's legs. Mayhem is fighting the takedown attempt but Naruto gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem is wriggling around but Naruto manages to pass to half guard.
Mayhem pushes Naruto off looking to stand but Naruto dives back in and keeps control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mayhem scrambles, trying to get to his feet, but Naruto manages to mount him!
Naruto is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Mayhem pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Mayhem wants to clinch.
Naruto lands a two punch combo.
Left hook, right uppercut from Naruto.
Mayhem dodges the punch combination from Naruto.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Uzumaki Naruto dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Max Mayhem's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Naruto swats away the attempt to clinch by Mayhem.
Naruto looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Nice defenses there by Mayhem.
Naruto throws a series of punches but Mayhem avoids them all with ease.
Mayhem tries to clinch up.
Naruto throws a series of punches but Mayhem moves out of range.
Mayhem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Naruto swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mayhem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Naruto lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mayhem circles away quickly and effectively.
Mayhem throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mayhem lands with a slapping head kick.
Mayhem tries a head kick but it misses.
Naruto misses with a straight right.
Mayhem moves into the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Mayhem with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Mayhem looking for a takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Naruto is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Naruto wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Mayhem has him pressed against the cage.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Naruto has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Mayhem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Naruto decides to pull guard.
Mayhem wants to get up but he can't break Naruto's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Naruto scrambles and gets back to his feet.
Mayhem tries a head kick but it misses.
Naruto closes the distance and lands a one-two.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mayhem throws a knee to the head but misses.
Mayhem throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Naruto blocks it with crossed arms.
Naruto successfully pulls guard.
Naruto wriggles free and stands up.
Naruto cracks Mayhem with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mayhem wants to clinch but Naruto slips to the side
and Naruto counters with a two punch combo.
Naruto blocks a head kick by Mayhem.
Mayhem dodges the punch combination from Naruto.
Naruto circles away from the clinch attempt
and Naruto counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Naruto tests Mayhem's chin there with a solid looking shot.
A right-left combo lands from Naruto.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mayhem tries to close the distance and clinch but Naruto swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mayhem tries to clinch up.
A head kick misses from Naruto.
Mayhem forces Naruto back against the cage and clinches.
Mayhem trying to land knees to the body.
Naruto stops a takedown attempt from Mayhem.
Mayhem misses with a knee to the head.
Mayhem misses with a knee strike.
Mayhem tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Naruto changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Mayhem fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Naruto circles away from the clinch attempt
and Naruto counters with a two punch combo.
Mayhem wants to clinch but Naruto slips to the side
and Naruto counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mayhem wants to clinch but Naruto slips to the side
and Naruto counters with a straight right hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Mayhem looks to clinch
and Naruto counters with a stiff right hand.
Mayhem closes the distance but Naruto moves to the side
and Naruto counters with a left and a right that stings Mayhem.
Mayhem clinches up with Naruto and pushes him back against the cage.
Mayhem tries a knee to the head but Naruto blocks it.
Mayhem is fighting off a takedown attempt but Naruto is just too persistent for him and manages to trip Mayhem to the mat. Mayhem regains guard as soon as the fighters hit the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mayhem wants to get back to his feet but Naruto is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Naruto stands up from Mayhem's guard - Naruto perhaps looking for a knockout.
Mayhem fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Naruto, pushing him back against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Uzumaki Naruto showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Naruto, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 30:27
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 30:27
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Uzumaki Naruto!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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