PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between App Test (ranked 4306 p4p, 393 weight class) and Lu Fccs Jhhfdfhhtfn (ranked 5166 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Test
vs
Fccs Jhhfdfhhtfn

160 cm
25
280 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

205 cm
25
258 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Good kicks
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, App Test!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lu Fccs Jhhfdfhhtfn!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Test shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jhhfdfhhtfn pinned against the cage. Jhhfdfhhtfn gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Jhhfdfhhtfn fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Test shoots in for a double leg but Jhhfdfhhtfn sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

Test shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Test trying to control the action but Jhhfdfhhtfn is working from the bottom.

Test seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Jhhfdfhhtfn is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). App Test!
A relieved looking App Test thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.