PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joakim Nystroem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and dsdsds sdsdsd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Nystroem
vs
sdsdsd

220 cm
20
254 lbs
5 - 3 - 1

200 cm
24
250 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

Good takedowns
Good kicks
Granite chin

Roids"R"Us

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Joakim Nystroem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, dsdsds sdsdsd!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nystroem avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Nystroem loads up on a big right hand but sdsdsd slips the punch.
Nystroem fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches sdsdsd on the side of the head.

sdsdsd feints and as Nystroem raises his hands in defense, sdsdsd changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Nystroem is on top in guard.

Nystroem drops back looking for a leg! sdsdsd is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and sdsdsd manages to kick Nystroem off! Nystroem jumps back into sdsdsd's guard.

sdsdsd has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Nystroem can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
sdsdsd doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.
Nystroem trying to control but sdsdsd is working from the bottom.
Nystroem really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

sdsdsd escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Nystroem gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Nystroem stands and throws sdsdsd's legs to the side, diving into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
sdsdsd sneaks back into half guard.
Nystroem is pressing down on sdsdsd's thigh, looking to free his foot. sdsdsd is holding on for now.
Nystroem will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
sdsdsd punching from the bottom.
sdsdsd trying to control from the bottom.
sdsdsd is concentrating on defense, preventing Nystroem from advancing position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nystroem connects with a nice short shot to sdsdsd's temple.
sdsdsd tries to get to full guard but Nystroem has control of the leg.
sdsdsd trying to control from the bottom.

Nystroem is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so sdsdsd is just riding it out for now. Nystroem eventually gives up the hold.
Nystroem wants to control but sdsdsd is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. sdsdsd manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Nystroem pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. sdsdsd is keeping the position for now.

sdsdsd pushes a forearm under Nystroem's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Nystroem is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). dsdsds sdsdsd!