PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stud Toddler (ranked 313 p4p, 13 weight class) and Marcus Behnder (ranked 721 p4p, 26 weight class). Stud Toddler is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Toddler
vs
Behnder

178 cm
26
190 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

190 cm
26
212 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Groove Gear
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stud Toddler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Marcus Behnder!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Daniel Bishop and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Behnder throws a sloppy body shot
letting Toddler counter with a right hand.
Toddler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Behnder doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Toddler connects with a crisp jab.
Behnder misses with a straight left.
Behnder lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A telegraphed right hand from Behnder misses the target.
Behnder misses with a hook.
Behnder throws a leg kick but Toddler checks it.
Behnder throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Toddler throws a hook but Behnder avoids it easily.
Toddler smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Toddler slips under a jab from Behnder.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Behnder throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Toddler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Behnder connects with a nice looking jab.
Behnder throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Toddler misses with a straight left.
Toddler walks into a stiff left hand from Behnder.
Toddler looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Toddler steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Behnder. That one must have hurt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Behnder bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Toddler is breathing heavily.
Behnder thows a body kick. Toddler tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Behnder connects with a good right hand that stumbles Toddler. Toddler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Behnder, right into the meat.
Toddler sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Behnder bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Behnder closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Toddler! Behnder dives in looking to finish! Toddler is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcus Behnder!
A relieved looking Marcus Behnder thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.