PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Beavis Butthead (ranked 4830 p4p, 350 weight class) and Danish Ali (ranked 25283 p4p, 465 weight class). Butthead comes to the cage accompanied by Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal Girls. Danish Ali told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Butthead
vs
Ali

168 cm
25
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

180 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Enjoys gardening

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Beavis Butthead!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Danish Ali!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Valeri Chadov and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Butthead closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Ali with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Butthead has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ali is trying to get back to full guard.
Ali wants to control but Butthead is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Ali looks winded!
Butthead lands with a punch from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Ali's temple.
Butthead winds up and cracks Ali with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ali taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Ali taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Ali has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ali is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Ali really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Butthead. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Ground and pound from Butthead.
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Ali with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice strikes from Butthead there.
Nice strikes from Butthead there.
Ali taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Butthead is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Butthead is nestled in close to Ali, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Butthead working over Ali with some ground and pound. Ali looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ali is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Butthead scores with a couple of nice shots.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Ali's temple.
Butthead working Ali over with strikes.
Ali has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Ali on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Butthead looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Ali with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Butthead connects with a nice short shot to Ali's temple.
Butthead lands strikes from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Butthead takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ali on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Butthead winds up and cracks Ali with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Ali has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Ali is rocked!
Butthead drops an elbow to the side of Ali's head.
Ali is still in real trouble! Can Butthead finish him?
Butthead winds up and cracks Ali with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Butthead looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ali has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead working Ali over with strikes.
Butthead working the head and body with strikes.
Butthead lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Butthead looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Butthead is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead working Ali over with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Butthead seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Butthead scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Butthead working over Ali with some ground and pound. Ali looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Ali taking some punishment here, with Butthead in his half guard.
Butthead looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Ali has hold of Butthead's hands but Butthead slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Butthead lands a nice short elbow.
Butthead is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Ali is hurt! He's hurt bad - Butthead fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Ali from any more punishment! Congratulations to Butthead! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Beavis Butthead!
Beavis Butthead decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.