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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nuke Laloosh (ranked 2739 p4p, 381 weight class) and Ernie Bezoink (ranked 3194 p4p, 426 weight class). Bezoink comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fuel kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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218 lbs
33 - 23 - 0 |
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190 cm
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215 lbs
23 - 28 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
33 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nuke Laloosh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ernie Bezoink!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, John Kavanagh and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Laloosh scores with a shot to the side of Bezoink's head.
Laloosh manages to break the clinch.
Laloosh pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bezoink lands an overhand right.
Laloosh moves in looking to clinch but Bezoink pushes him off.
Laloosh connects with the punch.
Bezoink tries to keep at a distance but Laloosh has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bezoink gets underhooks to prevent Laloosh's takedown attempt.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Bezoink uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bezoink breaks the clinch.
Laloosh doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bezoink.
Bezoink lands with a good body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bezoink throws out a loose jab but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bezoink slips under a jab from Laloosh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A jab from Bezoink finds it's way through Laloosh's defenses.
Laloosh darts in looking for a takedown but Bezoink gets double underhooks and turns Laloosh into the cage.
Bezoink throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Laloosh takes a swing at Bezoink's ribcage but misses.
Bezoink now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Bezoink slips a straight right by Laloosh.
Bezoink avoids the body shot from Laloosh.
Laloosh connects with a nice looking jab.
Bezoink is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Laloosh's half guard.
Laloosh controlling the position well.
Bezoink throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bezoink wants to free his trapped foot but Laloosh is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Laloosh blocking the ground and pound attempt from Bezoink.
Bezoink stalling away here and it's allowed Laloosh to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Bezoink postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Bezoink must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bezoink working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Laloosh controlling the position.
Laloosh can't keep his opponent in guard - Bezoink advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Bezoink working over Laloosh with some ground and pound. Laloosh looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Laloosh wants to improve his position but Bezoink is controlling well.
Bezoink is stalling here. Laloosh is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Bezoink seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Laloosh has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Laloosh working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
The referee asks Laloosh politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Laloosh prefers to stall for the moment though.
Bezoink is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Bezoink is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink is refusing to be controlled, as Laloosh sits in half guard.
Laloosh with the ground and pound but Bezoink uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Laloosh stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bezoink swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Laloosh got a little sloppy there for a moment and Bezoink has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Laloosh has managed to get both his arms back between Bezoink's legs - danger averted.
Bezoink trying to control the position.
Bezoink controlling Laloosh's posture.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ernie Bezoink will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Bezoink takes one on the button.
Bezoink looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Laloosh throws a body kick that misses.
Bezoink gets a double leg takedown into Laloosh's guard.
Bezoink looking to pass the guard.
Bezoink stands up over Laloosh, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bezoink throws a strike but Laloosh rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Bezoink is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Laloosh seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Bezoink is trying to control the position but Laloosh postures up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Bezoink is keeping the position.
Laloosh trying to control the position from guard on top but Bezoink is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bezoink controls Laloosh momentarily but Laloosh frees himself.
Laloosh trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Laloosh working some strikes from top position.
Ernie Bezoink has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Laloosh won't allow Bezoink to sweep him here.
Bezoink utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Laloosh throwing strikes from guard but Bezoink blocks nicely.
Laloosh sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Laloosh wants to pass the guard but Bezoink is keeping the position.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Nice straight punches there by Bezoink. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Bezoink.
Laloosh connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Laloosh.
Laloosh avoids the head kick by Bezoink.
Laloosh misses with an uppercut.
Laloosh swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bezoink checks it well.
Laloosh just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh moves out of range of the strikes.
Laloosh throws a big counter combination but Bezoink scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Laloosh misses with a low kick as Bezoink jumps back.
Laloosh avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bezoink keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
No luck for Laloosh with that takedown attempt.
Bezoink misses the shot to the body.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
Bezoink lands with a cross.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
A clash of legs there as Bezoink blocks the low kick.
Laloosh takes a swing at Bezoink's ribcage but misses.
Bezoink lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
Nice shot lands for Bezoink.
Laloosh wants to land a leg kick but Bezoink is out of range.
Bezoink gets a double leg takedown into Laloosh's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bezoink trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bezoink lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Bezoink trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Laloosh lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Laloosh drops back looking for a leg! Bezoink is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Bezoink manages to kick Laloosh off! Laloosh jumps back into Bezoink's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Bezoink throws an overhand right that lands on Laloosh's shoulder, as Laloosh tries to avoid the shot.
Bezoink fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Laloosh on the side of the head.
Laloosh misses with a straight left.
Bezoink looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Laloosh duly obliges.
Bezoink looks to land a left hand but Laloosh moved out of range nicely.
Laloosh scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bezoink throws a series of punches but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Laloosh keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bezoink.
Laloosh ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Laloosh lands a really nice looking cross but Bezoink seems unphased.
Bezoink thows a left - swing and a miss!
Laloosh moves out of range as Bezoink strikes.
Laloosh jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Laloosh waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bezoink.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh clinches up against the cage.
Laloosh misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bezoink gets control of Laloosh's arms and successfully pulls guard. Bezoink will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Laloosh slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Laloosh makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Laloosh postures up in Bezoink's guard and throws a big left but Bezoink blocks it.
Laloosh looking to pass the guard.
Laloosh stopping the sweep attempt from Bezoink.
Bezoink is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Laloosh content to stall in guard here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh trying to control but Bezoink is working from the bottom.
Laloosh content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Bezoink trying to control the position.
Bezoink can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Laloosh controls the pace.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink trying to keep a closed guard but Laloosh is proving a slippery customer.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Laloosh gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bezoink turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Bezoink manages to end up in side control.
Bezoink looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Laloosh is avoiding damage well.
Bezoink lands a nice forearm strike.
Laloosh is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bezoink throws an elbow but Laloosh slips to the side and avoids it well.
The ground and pound from Bezoink seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bezoink postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Laloosh sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Bezoink throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Bezoink throwing shots but Laloosh is blocking nicely.
Laloosh wants to improve his position but Bezoink is controlling well.
Bezoink misses with a head shot. Laloosh uses the momentum to regain guard.
Laloosh is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Nuke Laloosh.
I think Laloosh has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 29:28
Judge John Kavanagh scores the fight 29:28
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nuke Laloosh!
After winning the bout, Nuke Laloosh thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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