PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Bryan Callen (ranked 2098 p4p, 236 weight class) and Butch Coolidge (ranked 3338 p4p, 360 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Callen might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Gummo by Tekashi 69. Coolidge has chosen twenty one pilots - Stressed Out as his entrance music. Bryan Callen had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Callen
vs
Coolidge

175 cm
25
170 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

184 cm
26
180 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bryan Callen!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Butch Coolidge!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Bruno Lombardi and Jorge Garcia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Callen slips a straight right by Coolidge.
A telegraphed right hand from Coolidge misses the target.
Coolidge connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.

It looks like Bryan Callen has been cut.
Coolidge scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Coolidge looks to land a right hand but Callen moved out of range.
Callen half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
Coolidge connects with a single shot there.

Callen is rocked!
Coolidge misses with a body kick.
Oh Callen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Coolidge cracks Callen with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Butch Coolidge!
Butch Coolidge is the new welterweight champion!
A very excited looking Butch Coolidge made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Bryan Callen had this to say: 'This sucks, but I'm just gonna get some blow and hang out with my Albanian friends. Thank you New York!!'.