PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Leeroy Leering (ranked 7440 p4p, 522 weight class) and Ulimant Sdg (ranked 6569 p4p, 504 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Leering
vs
Sdg

220 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 3 - 0

169 cm
18
140 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

Basic striking
Big heart

Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Leeroy Leering !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ulimant Sdg!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Leering has closed the distance and engaged Sdg in a clinch.
Leering lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Sdg or not.
Leering lands a damaging elbow.
Leering wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Sdg's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sdg is trying to break the clinch but Leering is controlling him.
Sdg is trying to push Leering away but Leering has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Leering scores with a nice hook to the head.
Sdg wants to stall.

Leering breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Leering fails in his attempt to clinch.

Leering clinches.
Sdg is looking to break free of the clinch but Leering has double underhooks.

Leering breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sdg swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Leering counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Leering really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sdg throws a combination that misses
and Leering counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Sdg looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Leering has closed the distance and engaged Sdg in a clinch.

Leering breaks from the clinch.
Sdg throws a combination that misses
and Leering counters with a left to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Leering takes the fight into the clinch.

Leering escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sdg swats away the attempt to clinch by Leering .

Sdg takes the fight into the clinch.
Leering stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

Leering escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Leering connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sdg throws a combination that misses
and Leering counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Ulimant Sdg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sdg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

Sdg clinches with his opponent.
Sdg wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Leering lands a body punch.

Sdg breaks the clinch.
Sdg keeps the fight on the outside.
Leering tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sdg takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sdg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A head kick misses from Sdg.
Leering blocks a head kick by Sdg.
Leering closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Leering avoids the head kick by Sdg.
Sdg looks winded!

Leering rushes Sdg and presses him up against the ropes.
Sdg wants to break the clinch but can't.

Leering manages to break the clinch.
A left and a right from Leering both land. Nice combination.
Sdg misses with a combination
and Leering cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Some bone on bone action there as Leering checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.

Leering has managed to clinch.
Sdg has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sdg can't find room to land a body shot as Leering controls the action.

Leering breaks from the clinch.
Sdg throws a sloppy head kick and Leering moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Leering gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nice elbow from Leering .
Sdg is trying to push Leering away but Leering has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.

Leering breaks the clinch.

Sdg gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Leering lands with a light punch inside.
Leering connects with a knee to the head.
Leering keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sdg's efforts to push away.

Leering breaks from the clinch.
Sdg swats away the attempt to clinch by Leering .
Leering tries to close the distance and clinch but Sdg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Leering lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Leering .
Leering is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Sdg misses with a leg kick
and Leering counters with a left and a right that stings Sdg.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sdg throws a body shot but no joy.
Leering tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sdg swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Leering counters with a one-two to the body.
Leering is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Sdg swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Leering counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Leering tries to clinch up.
Sdg throws a sloppy head kick and Leering moves out of range easily.
Sdg misses with a double jab.
Leering tries to close the distance and clinch but Sdg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Leering tries to clinch up.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Leering .

Sdg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Sdg breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sdg keeps the fight on the outside.
Sdg looks like he wanted to counter with a high kick but didn't throw it.
Sdg throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Leering counters with a left and a right that stings Sdg.
Sdg throws a head kick that misses
and Leering counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Leering dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Sdg throws a head kick but Leering moves out of range.
Leering moves in looking to clinch but Sdg pushes him off.
Sdg throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Leering counters with a series of strikes. Sdg will be more careful next time no doubt.
A head kick by Sdg misses
and Leering counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sdg misses with the body kick
and Leering connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A nice leg kick lands there from Sdg.

Leering takes the fight into the clinch.
Sdg is trying to push Leering away but Leering has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Sdg is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the ropes.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Leering .
Leering is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Leering lands a body punch in the clinch.
Leering misses with a body punch.
Leering prevents Sdg from breaking the clinch.
Leering throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Leering lands a damaging elbow.
Sdg is breathing heavily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Leering lands a hook to the side of the head.
Sdg is trying to break the clinch but Leering is controlling him.

Sdg breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leering tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A nice inside leg kick there by Leering . That's going to slow Sdg down.
Leering goes for a high kick. It partially lands.

Leering closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.

Leering manages to break the clinch.
Sdg throws a head kick that misses
enabling Leering to counter with a crisp jab.

Leering moves into the clinch.
Leering landing knees to the body.

Sdg manages to break the clinch.
Sdg misses with an uppercut
and Leering counters with a two punch combo.
Leering tries to clinch but Sdg moves out of range.
Sdg misses with a hook to the body
and Leering counters with a three punch combo that has Sdg backing up. Sdg nods at Leering to acknowledge the strikes.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sdg throws a lazy uppercut
and Leering counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Leeroy Leering is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Sdg moves into the clinch.

Sdg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Leering wants to clinch up but Sdg keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leering tries to clinch up but Sdg circles away and keeps his distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sdg. Leering does a little dance to reset his feet.
Leering checks a low kick from Sdg.
Sdg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Leering counters with a one-two to the body.
Leering tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Leering is looking to clinch.
Leering tries to close the distance and clinch up but Sdg swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Leering tries to clinch but Sdg is having none of it.
A low kick from Sdg misses
letting Leering counter with a right hand.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Leering . Sdg shrugs it off though.
Sdg misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Leering lands a head kick!
A head kick by Sdg misses
and Leering counters with a nice body kick.
Leering thuds a left hand into Sdg's body.
Leering moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Sdg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sdg scores with a nice strike.
Sdg throws a leg kick
and Leering counters with a one-two to the body.
Sdg throws a combination that misses
and Leering connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
A low kick from Sdg is predictable there
and Leering counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Leering tries to clinch up but Sdg circles away and keeps his distance.
Sdg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Leering throws a nice head kick!
Leering scores with a head kick.

Sdg closes the distance and clinches.

Sdg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sdg misses with a right hand
and Leering counters with a right hand to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sdg turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Sdg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Leering counters with a series of strikes. Sdg will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Sdg tenderised Leering 's leg. Leering is trying to keep his angry face on.

Leering closes the distance and clinches.
Leering misses with a body punch.
Sdg wants to break free but Leering has control.

Sdg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sdg misses with a shot to the body
and Leering counters with a stiff right hand.
Sloppy strikes from Sdg. Those never looked like landing.
Leering tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Leering is working the combinations to good effect here.
Leering tries to clinch up but Sdg circles away and keeps his distance.
Sdg throws a lazy head kick
and Leering counters with a straight right hand.
Leering wants to clinch.
A nice side step and Sdg releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A lazy body kick from Sdg
and Leering counters with a one-two to the body.

Sdg gets tackled into the ropes by Leering . Leering maintains the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leeroy Leering dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Leering wants to clinch up but Sdg keeps it at a distance.
Leering doesn't manage to clinch there - Sdg circles away.
Sdg throws a left and a right that both miss
and Leering counters with a series of strikes. Sdg will be more careful next time no doubt.
Sdg misses with a body kick.
Sdg looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Leering clinches with his opponent.

Leering escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Sdg throws a left and a right that both miss
and Leering makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Sdg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Sdg throws a sloppy head kick
and Leering counters with a big head kick but Sdg shrugs it off.
Leeroy Leering is winning the standup battle so far.
Leering wants to clinch.
Sdg has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Sdg takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A slapping leg kick lands for Leering .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leering tries to clinch up but Sdg circles away and keeps his distance.
Leering scores with a three punch combo!
Sdg swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Leering counters with a good, hard body kick but Sdg shrugs it off.
Leering doesn't manage to clinch there - Sdg circles away.
Leering tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Sdg manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Leering is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Sdg can do to turn this around?
Sdg swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Leering counters with a right hand to the body.
Sdg falls off balance throwing a combination
and Leering counters with a low kick, right behind Sdg 's knee.

Leering rushes Sdg and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.

Leering breaks the clinch.
Sdg throws a right hand that misses
and Leering counters with a two punch combo.

Leering clinches up against the ropes.

Leering breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Leering closes the distance and pushes Sdg back into the ropes.
Leering controlling the action here for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Leering 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Sdg looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Sdg throws a poor cross that misses
and Leering counters with a three punch combo that has Sdg backing up. Sdg nods at Leering to acknowledge the strikes.
Leering fails in his attempt to clinch.
Leering avoids the head kick by Sdg.
Leering connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Sdg throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sdg throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Leering counters with a left and a right that stings Sdg.
Leering is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Leering has closed the distance and engaged Sdg in a clinch.
Sdg goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Sdg's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Sdg is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Sdg is trying to break free.
Leeroy Leering has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Leering pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Leering looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sdg throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

Sdg darts in and clinches Leering up against the ropes.

Leering breaks the clinch.
Leering doesn't manage to clinch there - Sdg circles away.
Leering is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Leering is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Sdg clinches.
Leering keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sdg's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sdg wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Leering goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Leering breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sdg is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Leering .
Leering fails in his attempt to clinch.
Sdg swats away the attempt to clinch by Leering .
A head kick misses from Sdg.
Leering moves in looking to clinch but Sdg pushes him off.

Leering gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Sdg breaks the clinch.
Leering tries to close the distance and clinch but Sdg swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sdg throws a sloppy head kick and Leering moves out of range easily.
Ulimant Sdg has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Leeroy Leering is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Leering bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Sdg's head.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Leering showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Leering has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Leering !
In his post fight interview, Leeroy Leering started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.