PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tuck Timber (ranked 4465 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tonyfurguson Tobumkids (ranked 4443 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tobumkids's choice of entrance music: enters to a recording of his birth. Tonyfurguson Tobumkids has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Tuck Timber's chin.

Timber
vs
Tobumkids

181 cm
25
203 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
25
212 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tuck Timber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Tonyfurguson Tobumkids!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Colin Fotheringham and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Timber has managed to clinch.
Timber lands an elbow that stopped Tobumkids in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Tonyfurguson Tobumkids has been cut.
Timber lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Tobumkids goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Timber comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Timber lands a body punch.
Tobumkids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Timber gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Tobumkids blocks a body shot from Timber.
Good body shot from Timber.
Timber lands an elbow inside.
Tobumkids is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Timber scores with a nice short uppercut.
Timber lands an elbow inside that Tobumkids shrugs off.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice elbow from Timber.
Tobumkids takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Tonyfurguson Tobumkids's cut even more.
Timber lands an elbow just above Tobumkids 's eye.

Tobumkids is rocked!
Tobumkids can't break the clinch.
Tobumkids looks winded!
Timber lands a body shot.
Tobumkids looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Timber throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Tobumkids takes an elbow to the temple.
Timber lands a body shot.
Timber works on Tobumkids's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Timber throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Tobumkidss head.
Timber digs a right hand into Tobumkids's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tobumkids's gas tank.
A shot in the inside from Timber.
Tobumkids takes an elbow to the forehead.
Timber lands a nice shot to the body.
Timber lands a damaging elbow.
Timber is working Tobumkids over against the cage.
Nice body punch from Timber.
Timber is leaning against Tobumkids and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Timber lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Timber digs a right hand into Tobumkids's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tobumkids's gas tank.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Timber.
Timber lands an elbow inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Timber lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tobumkids or not.
Timber working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Tobumkids is still on wobbly legs! Can Timber finish him?
Timber lands a damaging elbow.
Timber lands an elbow that stopped Tobumkids in his tracks for a moment.

The cut above Tonyfurguson Tobumkids's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Timber lands a body shot.
Timber works on Tobumkids's body with a couple of short punches.
Timber cracks Tobumkids with a nice body shot.
Timber lands a nice elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Timber digs a right hand into Tobumkids's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Tobumkids's gas tank.
Good body shot from Timber.
Timber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Timber lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Timber lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Timber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Timber pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Tobumkids! Timber unloads with more strikes and Tobumkids sinks to his knees! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tuck Timber!
Tonyfurguson Tobumkids spoke after the fight, saying 'This cunt who beat me has AIDS as do his kids, from him and anal'.