PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Billy Beretti (ranked 5488 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gangly Ice (ranked 4952 p4p, 0 weight class). Beretti kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mambo Italiano by Dean Martin. Billy Beretti could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Gangly Ice's chin.

Beretti
vs
Ice

193 cm
18
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

192 cm
18
218 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Good low kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Beretti!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Gangly Ice!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Ian Loll and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Horrible takedown attempt by Beretti or perhaps it was just good defense by Ice, which made it look bad.
Ice throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Ice lets loose with a powerful body kick. Beretti will feel that in the morning.
Ice stuffs the takedown.
Beretti fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Billy Beretti. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ice scores with a nice body kick.
Ice throws a sloppy head kick and Beretti moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Ice finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Beretti is breathing heavily.
Ice lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

Beretti is rocked!
Beretti drops his hands momentarily and Ice needs no second invitation. He sets himself and throws a perfect high kick, that clips Beretti just on the top of the head. Beretti drops like a sack of potatoes to the canvas, out cold! Oooooooh yeah! Stick a fork in Beretti - he's done!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Gangly Ice!
Gangly Ice seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
The defeated Billy Beretti had this to say: 'Sometimes it won't go down, and sometimes it won't go up... this is one of those times. Mi dispiace for letting you and the Turturros down Dad.'.