PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Moosh LooLoo (ranked 23372 p4p, 0 weight class) and War Dawg (ranked 5138 p4p, 0 weight class). Dawg has chosen Raise hell- hed pe as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

LooLoo
vs
Dawg

210 cm
18
288 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

194 cm
32
247 lbs
8 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Moosh LooLoo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, War Dawg!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dawg looks to score with a jab to the body but LooLoo is just out of range.
Dawg misses with a head kick.
A quick step to the side and LooLoo tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A left and a right from LooLoo both land. Nice combination.
Dawg ducks down and throws a hook to the body but LooLoo moves away.
LooLoo connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
LooLoo looks for the body kick but Dawg saw that one coming.
Jab from Dawg.
LooLoo takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Moosh LooLoo has been cut.
LooLoo misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dawg.
LooLoo uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Dawg.
Dawg lets loose with a powerful body kick. LooLoo will feel that in the morning.
Dawg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Dawg gets tackled into the cage by LooLoo. LooLoo maintains the clinch.
Dawg blocks a body shot from LooLoo.
Dawg has a couple of punches blocked by LooLoo.
Dawg lands with a right to the head.
Dawg tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dawg lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
LooLoo swings wildly with an uppercut but Dawg uses good head movement to avoid it.
LooLoo throws a punch but it's blocked by Dawg.
LooLoo prevents Dawg from breaking the clinch.
LooLoo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dawgs head.
LooLoo prevents a body shot from Dawg.

Dawg escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A telegraphed right hand from LooLoo misses the target.
Dawg throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dawg throws a leg kick that misses.
Dawg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dawg lands a jab to the head.
The crowd cheers as LooLoo lands an impressive looking overhand right. Dawg doesn't seem phased though.
Dawg looks to throw the jab but LooLoo is out of range.
Dawg takes a head kick and shrugs it off.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dawg stalks LooLoo and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into LooLoo's face. LooLoo staggers backwards, shaken.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
LooLoo scores with a head kick.
LooLoo moves out of range as Dawg strikes.
Dawg swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dawg punishes LooLoo's body with a nice straight punch.
Dawg missing with a left hand there. LooLoo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
LooLoo definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dawg scores with a crisp jab that stopped LooLoo in his tracks.
LooLoo takes a kick to the side of the head.
Nice defenses there by Dawg.
LooLoo moves into range and connects with a jab.
Dawg throws a head kick but LooLoo moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from LooLoo.
Dawg was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
LooLoo tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters circle momentarily. LooLoo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dawg throws the kick towards the body but LooLoo avoids it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawg misses with a body kick.
LooLoo keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
LooLoo was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dawg scores with a jab to the jaw.
LooLoo pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
LooLoo connects with a crisp jab.
Dawg scores with the left hand. LooLoo knows he should have avoided that one.
LooLoo avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
LooLoo misses with the combination.
LooLoo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Dawg avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
LooLoo misses the shot to the body.
Dawg pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dawg smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
LooLoo is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawg tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dawg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but LooLoo was well out of range. Poor timing from Dawg.
Dawg takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dawg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
LooLoo swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Dawg throws a hook but LooLoo avoids it easily.
Dawg misses with a body shot.
It looked like LooLoo wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
LooLoo smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
LooLoo walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dawg tries to clinch but LooLoo moves out of range.
LooLoo throws a body shot but no joy.
LooLoo defending well as Dawg loads up on a big left hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dawg throws a hook but LooLoo blocks it.
Dawg scores with a shot to the body.
Dawg lands with an overhand left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

War Dawg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Moosh LooLoo's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A nice leg kick lands there from Dawg.
LooLoo tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dawg does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
LooLoo takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A swing and a miss from Dawg.
Dawg misses with a series of wild punches.
LooLoo looks to score with a jab to the body but Dawg is just out of range.
Dawg lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dawg throws a right and a left that both miss.
LooLoo tests Dawg's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dawg has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
LooLoo looks to land a left hand but Dawg moved out of range nicely.
Dawg avoids the head kick by LooLoo.
LooLoo throws a body punch but Dawg moves out of range.

LooLoo has managed to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LooLoo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Dawg blocks an uppercut.
Dawg lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dawg misses with some punches.
Dawg tries to work over LooLoo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dawg lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Moosh LooLoo's cut is getting worse.
Dawg lands a body shot in the clinch.
LooLoo throws a head punch that misses.
LooLoo lands with a light punch inside.
Moosh LooLoo has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Dawg manages to break the clinch.
Dawg throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
LooLoo walks forward, straight into a front kick from Dawg.
Dawg throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
LooLoo is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Jab, jab by Dawg - just one landing.
LooLoo takes one on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dawg swats away the attempt to clinch by LooLoo.
War Dawg seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LooLoo blocks a head kick by Dawg.
A head kick misses from Dawg.
Dawg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.

LooLoo is rocked!
LooLoo tries to clinch up.
Dawg tries a head kick but it misses.
LooLoo is looking to counter punch.
LooLoo misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dawg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from LooLoo.
LooLoo pulls out of a head kick attempt.
LooLoo has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
LooLoo just misses with a punch to the body.
Dawg misses with a looping right.
LooLoo lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dawg plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!

Moosh LooLoo's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Dawg throws a head kick but LooLoo moves out of range.
Dawg throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawg lands a jab to LooLoo's midsection.
LooLoo cracks Dawg with an open hand slap.
LooLoo throws a right hand that misses

and Dawg counters with a crisp one two that drops LooLoo! Dawg thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves LooLoo to his feet! LooLoo is in big trouble!
Oh LooLoo is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
LooLoo gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). War Dawg!
War Dawg thanked the fans post fight for their support.