PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 7635 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evgeni Elkemenchi (ranked 2580 p4p, 0 weight class). Hitler comes to the cage accompanied by Marching Song. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Evgeni Elkemenchi enters the cage!

Hitler
vs
Elkemenchi

175 cm
27
160 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

172 cm
31
168 lbs
14 - 14 - 1

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Evgeni Elkemenchi!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Elkemenchi cracks a nice hook into Hitler's ribs.
Hitler takes a swing at Elkemenchi's ribcage but misses.

Elkemenchi shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Elkemenchi was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Hitler sneaks out the side door and pushes Elkemenchi away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Hitler tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Evgeni Elkemenchi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Elkemenchi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Hitler trying to control the position.
Elkemenchi stands up over Hitler, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Elkemenchi throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hitler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Elkemenchi sitting in guard, not really doing much.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Elkemenchi stands and throws Hitler's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Elkemenchi is putting a hurting on Hitler here, landing some big shots from side control.

Elkemenchi tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Elkemenchi has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
The referee tells the fighters to keep busy.
Elkemenchi's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.

Hitler wants to improve his position, back to half guard but Elkemenchi has ideas of his own. He's got hold of Hitler's far side arm and it looks like he's got an Americana. Ohh! Ohhhh! OOOOOOOOOH! A human being's arm is not meant to bend like that! Hitler is tapping like a morse code operator on the Titanic! SOS SOS! He's out of here! Great win for Elkemenchi!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Evgeni Elkemenchi!
In his post fight interview, Evgeni Elkemenchi started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.
Adolf Hitler spoke after the fight, saying 'Anyone can deal with victory. Only the mighty can bear defeat.'.