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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pooby Phants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Diamond (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Phants might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Voodoo Chile. Diamond has chosen Big Gun - AC/DC as his entrance music. Jack Diamond has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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219 lbs
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213 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Big right hand |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Pooby Phants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Jack Diamond!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Phants.
Phants looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Phants tries to clinch there but Diamond circles away.
Diamond misses with a two punch combination.
Phants moves into the clinch.
Diamond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Phants has him pressed against the cage.
Phants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Phants lands with a right to the head.
Phants lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Diamond tries to break the clinch but Phants is controlling the position.
Phants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Phants is working Diamond over against the cage.
Phants misses with the head strike.
Phants controlling the action here for a moment.
Phants lands a body shot.
Diamond looks gassed!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Phants takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Phants.
Phants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Phants wants to clinch up but Diamond keeps it at a distance.
Phants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Phants doesn't manage to clinch there - Diamond circles away.
Diamond slips a jab and a cross from Phants.
Phants is looking to clinch but Diamond is avoiding it.
Phants fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Phants tries to clinch but Diamond is having none of it.
Diamond avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Phants fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Diamond, pushing him back against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phants presses Diamond against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Phants just leaning against Diamond, taking a breather.
Diamond is trying to break the clinch but Phants has him pressed against the cage.
Phants throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Phants lands a body shot in the clinch.
Phants stalls.
Phants digs a right hand into Diamond's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Diamond's gas tank.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Phants digs a right hand underneath Diamond's ribcage. Diamond let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Phants lands with a right to the head.
Phants lands a hook that snaps the head of Diamond backwards.
A short right from Phants.
Phants lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A hook to the body from Phants.
Diamond takes a shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Phants lands an uppercut.
Diamond wants to break free but Phants has control.
A hook to the body from Phants.
Phants gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from Diamond.
Phants lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Diamond or not.
Phants cracks Diamond with a nice body shot.
Phants lands a body punch in the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Phants stalling against the cage.
A hook to the body from Phants.
Phants lands a body shot.
Phants manages to break the clinch.
Diamond avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Diamond has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Phants.
Phants tries to clinch up but Diamond circles away and keeps his distance.
Phants fails in his attempt to clinch.
Phants is looking to clinch but Diamond is avoiding it.
Phants wants to clinch.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Diamond avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Diamond lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Diamond.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diamond swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diamond swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pooby Phants dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Phants gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pooby Phants is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Phants wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Phants wants to clinch up but Diamond keeps it at a distance.
Diamond scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
It looks like Pooby Phants has been cut.
Phants is looking to clinch.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phants tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Phants throws a head kick that misses.
Diamond swats away the attempt to clinch by Phants.
Diamond swats away the attempt to clinch by Phants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diamond lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Phants circles away quickly and effectively.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Decent striking displayed by Phants there.
No joy there for Diamond, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Diamond throws a combination that misses
and Phants counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Phants.
Diamond wants to break the clinch but can't.
Diamond wants to break free but Phants has control.
Diamond is looking to break free of the clinch but Phants has double underhooks.
Phants misses with some punches.
Phants lands a hook that snaps the head of Diamond backwards.
Pooby Phants has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Phants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Diamond backwards.
Diamond is looking to break free of the clinch but Phants has double underhooks.
Nice body punch from Phants - that landed with a thud.
Phants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Phants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Phants.
Phants leaning against his opponent.
Phants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Phants fails in his attempt to clinch.
Phants tries to clinch there but Diamond circles away.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phants throws a combination that misses
and Diamond counters with a nice uppercut.
Diamond throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Diamond misses with a hook. Phants ducked under it nicely.
A big left from Diamond misses.
Phants wants to clinch
and Diamond cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Phants tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Diamond counters with a stiff right hand.
Phants darts in trying to clinch
and Diamond makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch but Diamond swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Diamond throws a series of punches but Phants moves out of range.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch but Diamond swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Phants showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Diamond.
Phants tries to clinch up but Diamond circles away and keeps his distance.
Phants looks to score with a jab to the body but Diamond is just out of range.
Diamond lands a right hook to the body.
Phants darts in trying to clinch
and Diamond counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
A combination from Diamond does no damage.
Phants tries to clinch up but Diamond circles away and keeps his distance.
Diamond stalks Phants and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Phants's face. Phants staggers backwards, shaken.
Phants tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Diamond counters with a one-two to the body.
Phants closes the distance and clinches.
Diamond is trying to break free.
Diamond wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short uppercut from Phants.
Phants working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Phants misses with some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jack Diamond showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Pooby Phants's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!
Phants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Phants moves in looking to clinch but Diamond pushes him off.
Diamond circles away from the clinch attempt
and Diamond counters with a left and a right that stings Phants.
Diamond misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Phants looks to land a combination but Diamond avoids it well.
Diamond swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Phants counters by clinching up.
Phants lands a hook to the side of the head.
Phants is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Diamond blocking some punches.
Phants throws a punch but it's blocked by Diamond.
Phants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Diamond connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Diamond looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Diamond throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Diamond misses with a few strikes there.
Phants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Phants tries to clinch up but Diamond circles away and keeps his distance.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diamond paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Phants lands with a slapping head kick.
Phants thuds a left hand into Diamond's body.
Phants looks to clinch
and Diamond counters with a series of strikes. Phants will be more careful next time no doubt.
A good leg kick by Phants.
Phants sizes up Diamond with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Phants fails in his attempt to clinch.
Diamond fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phants clinches but Diamond breaks the clinch
and Diamond counters with a stiff right hand.
Phants tries to close the distance and clinch up but Diamond swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Diamond lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Phants circles away quickly and effectively.
Phants is looking to clinch but Diamond is avoiding it.
Diamond avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Phants moves in looking to clinch but Diamond pushes him off.
Diamond swats away the attempt to clinch by Phants.
No joy there for Diamond, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Phants is looking to clinch but Diamond is avoiding it.
Diamond throws a nice looking combination but Phants bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Phants wants to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Phants finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Diamond keeps the fight on the outside.
Diamond misses with a series of wild punches.
Phants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Diamond circles away from the clinch attempt.
Phants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Phants moves in looking to clinch but Diamond pushes him off.
Phants gets a clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Phants.
Phants trying to stall but Diamond improves his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Phants lands an uppercut.
Phants lands a nice uppercut.
Diamond can't break the clinch.
Phants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Diamonds head.
Phants lands a body shot in the clinch.
Diamond has had enough of the clinch but Phants keeps him there for the moment.
Phants stalling the fight.
Diamond wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Phants has him pressed against the cage.
Phants misses with a punch to the body.
Phants scores with a hook to the body.
Phants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Diamond backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Diamond.
A shot in the inside from Phants.
Diamond has had enough of the clinch but Phants keeps him there for the moment.
Diamond can't break the clinch.
Diamond can't break the clinch.
And that's the end of the fight!
Pooby Phants showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Phants has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 29:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 29:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Pooby Phants!
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