PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between HR Paperstacks (ranked 22983 p4p, 621 weight class) and Paul Joseph Watson (ranked 6841 p4p, 560 weight class). Watson is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Anarchy in the UK. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Paperstacks
vs
Joseph Watson

189 cm
21
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
213 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good knees
Very quick

Powerful takedowns
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, HR Paperstacks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Paul Joseph Watson!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Watson lands with a shot to the body.
Paperstacks shoots in looking for a takedown. Watson tries to sprawl out of it but Paperstacks keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Watson manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Watson tries to land a leg kick but Paperstacks saw it coming and moves away.
Paperstacks drops down looking for a counter takedown but Watson sprawls and moves away.
Paperstacks tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Watson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Paperstacks slips a straight right by Watson.
Paperstacks fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Watson avoids it really well and circles away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Watson lands a jab to Paperstacks's midsection.
Watson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Paperstacks shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Watson as he jumps to the side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for HR Paperstacks. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Watson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Watson showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Watson won't allow Paperstacks to sweep him here.
Watson pushing down on Paperstacks's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Paperstacks tries to roll over but Watson keeps him under control.
Paperstacks on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Paperstacks tries to get out of the position.
Watson trying to pass the guard but Paperstacks defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Watson is working for a submission of some sort.
Paperstacks knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Watson on the ground.

Watson is working for a kimura but Paperstacks is defending it quite comfortably.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Watson not doing much here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Watson wants to control but Paperstacks is keeping him busy.
Watson passes to side control.
Watson is looking to take a break and control but Paperstacks is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Watson is working to tighten his grip on Paperstacks's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Paperstacks has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Watson is really squeezing tight and eventually Paperstacks passes out! Watson breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Paul Joseph Watson!
Paul Joseph Watson was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.