PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elric Wolfsbruder (ranked 394 p4p, 20 weight class) and Closet Case Conservative (ranked 360 p4p, 7 weight class). Wolfsbruder comes to the cage accompanied by Cradel to the grave. Closet Case Conservative has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Elric Wolfsbruder's chin.

Wolfsbruder
vs
Case Conservative

186 cm
34
271 lbs
18 - 10 - 1

194 cm
36
263 lbs
33 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Elric Wolfsbruder!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 12 - 0, fighting out of London, Closet Case Conservative!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Conservative. Wolfsbruder does a little dance to reset his feet.
Wolfsbruder swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Wolfsbruder throws a low kick but Conservative moves out of range easily.
Wolfsbruder has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Wolfsbruder there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wolfsbruder throws a hook to the side of Conservative's head but Conservative sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Conservative throws a big shot that misses.
We've been told by Wolfsbruder's head coaches at Scotty's Yard that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Wolfsbruder slips under a jab from Conservative.

Conservative gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Wolfsbruder blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Wolfsbruder breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Conservative looks to land a body kick but Wolfsbruder moved away.
Wolfsbruder takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Wolfsbruder takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Conservative scores with a shot to the body.
Conservative throws a push kick but Wolfsbruder slaps the foot to one side.
Conservative tries to close the distance and clinch but Wolfsbruder swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Conservative's coach down at Master Chai's Dojo was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Conservative's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Wolfsbruder throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Wolfsbruder throws a lazy right hand but Conservative sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Conservative checks the leg kick nicely there.
Conservative replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Wolfsbruder blocks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wolfsbruder misses with a straight right.
Conservative uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Wolfsbruder has time to react.
Conservative ducks under a wild hook from Wolfsbruder.
A swing and a miss from Conservative.
A slow jab from Wolfsbruder misses its intended target.
A nice side step and Conservative releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Conservative blocks a jab.
Conservative has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Conservative there as he acknowledges the shot.
Conservative keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wolfsbruder.
Conservative lets loose with a powerful body kick. Wolfsbruder will feel that in the morning.
Wolfsbruder moves out of range as Conservative throws a body kick.
Wolfsbruder cracks the inside of Conservative's front leg.
Conservative throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Conservative tried to score with a low kick but Wolfsbruder checks it.
Wolfsbruder takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wolfsbruder scores with a shot to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wolfsbruder throws a jab but it's blocked by Conservative.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wolfsbruder just misses with a punch to the body.
Wolfsbruder gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Wolfsbruder tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Conservative is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Wolfsbruder buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Wolfsbruder!! Wolfsbruder is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Conservative throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Closet Case Conservative!
Closet Case Conservative thanked the fans post fight for their support.