PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bug Turd (ranked 1436 p4p, 181 weight class) and Shaun Brownie (ranked 3413 p4p, 346 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Turd
vs
Brownie

194 cm
23
190 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

179 cm
24
194 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bug Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shaun Brownie!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brownie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Turd tried to counter with a leg kick but Brownie avoided it.
Brownie fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Brownie throws out the jab.
An inside leg kick lands from Turd.
Brownie on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Turd. Turd obviously looking to wear him down.
Brownie pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Brownie fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brownie tries to close the distance and clinch but Turd swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Turd misses with a wild body shot.
Brownie wants to clinch up but Turd keeps it at a distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brownie lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like Bug Turd has been cut.
Brownie with a jab.
Brownie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Brownie darts in and clinches Turd up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brownie taking a break, stalling in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brownie pushes Turd back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brownie throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Turd fails to land.
Turd blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brownie missing with knees to the body.
Turd is trying to break the clinch but Brownie has him pressed against the cage.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Brownie has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Turd is trying to break the clinch but Brownie has him pressed against the cage.
Brownie lands a nice elbow.
Brownie missing with knees to the body.
Turd lands with a short shot to the head.
Brownie throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Turd blocks it with crossed arms.
Brownie is struggling to control the position.
Brownie looking to throw knees to the head but Turd is blocking nicely.
Turd lands a hook to the side of the head.
Turd misses with a punch on the inside.

Turd manages to break the clinch.
Brownie cracks Turd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Turd takes a swing at Brownie's ribcage but misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Brownie! But no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Turd misses with a leg kick
and Brownie counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Turd swats away the attempt to clinch by Brownie.
Turd throws the left hand but Brownie avoids the punch easily.
Turd throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Brownie tests Turd's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Turd is rocked!
Brownie shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Turd takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Brownie sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Turd bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Shaun Brownie!
Shaun Brownie bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it.
Bug Turd spoke after the fight, saying 'Gran Chin'.