PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Malingo (ranked 2787 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beliv Unbelivable (ranked 16042 p4p, 0 weight class). Malingo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Disturbed - Sound of silence. Eddie Malingo is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Malingo
vs
Unbelivable

180 cm
33
151 lbs
20 - 15 - 1

178 cm
21
156 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eddie Malingo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beliv Unbelivable!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Unbelivable tries to sprawl but Malingo drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Malingo is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Malingo not doing much here.
Malingo scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Malingo lands a nice short elbow.
Unbelivable really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Malingo. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Unbelivable on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Malingo lands a nice short elbow.
Unbelivable pushes Malingo off looking to stand but Malingo dives back in and keeps control.
Unbelivable is trying to control but can't.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Malingo connects with a nice short shot to Unbelivable's temple.
Malingo looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

Unbelivable is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Malingo lands a big elbow - Unbelivable is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Malingo!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Eddie Malingo!
A very excited looking Eddie Malingo made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.