PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Keiran Looez (ranked 3048 p4p, 352 weight class) and Not Brock Lesnar (ranked 6070 p4p, 475 weight class). Not Brock Lesnar is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Looez
vs
Brock Lesnar

190 cm
19
210 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
214 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

Shade Tree Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Keiran Looez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Not Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Wagner Zegers and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar misses with a double jab.
Looez avoids a punch combination nicely.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but Looez shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Looez.
Lesnar has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Looez is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Lesnar tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Looez paws at him with a jab and circles away.
No luck for Looez with that takedown attempt.

Looez drives through with a takedown into guard.
Looez is stalling in the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lesnar wants to stand and escape but Looez is having none of it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Looez looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Looez sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Lesnar's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Looez takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Looez has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Looez passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Lesnar!
Looez putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Looez controlling the pace for now.
Lesnar tries to buck Looez off but he can't manage it.
Looez controlling from mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Lesnar should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Looez postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Lesnar looks a forlorn figure.
Looez sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Lesnar is looking to get back to his feet - it's going to be hard from this position.
Looez cracks Lesnar with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Looez sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Both fighters have adopted an aggressive gameplan on the ground!
Looez blocks Lesnar's feeble attempts to strike from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Looez looking to control and managing it successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lesnar flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Looez controlling his opponent.
Lesnar in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Looez lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Looez raining down shots from the mount!
Looez controlling from the full mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Looez working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Looez controlling from mount.
Looez seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Lesnar for as long as he can get away with.
Looez lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Looez tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Looez continues to stall.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keiran Looez dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Looez showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lesnar.
Looez shoots in for a takedown but Lesnar shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Lesnar misses with a series of wild punches.
No luck for Lesnar with that takedown attempt.

Looez scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
A lull in the action here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Looez is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around?
Looez cracks Lesnar with a big elbow.
A lull in the action here as Looez stalls from top position.
Looez working the head with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Looez is controlling him well.
A lull in the action here.
Lesnar taking punishment in the form of punches.
Looez is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Looez.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Looez wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Looez is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Lesnar will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Lesnar is looking for a sweep.
Looez controlling the position from side mount.
Lesnar is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Looez controlling from side mount.
Looez's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Looez advances to full mount.
Looez controlling his opponent.
Lesnar is working to get back to half guard.
Looez controlling his opponent.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Looez continues to hold on tight.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Keiran Looez dominated that second round.
That's time! Looez's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. And we move into the final round!

Lesnar tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Looez swivels and escapes.
A punch combination from Lesnar misses.

Looez closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Looez lands in his opponent's guard.
Looez controlling from the top position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Looez postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Looez controls from within his opponent's guard.
Looez passes Lesnar's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Looez lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Looez with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Looez scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Looez stalling.
Looez looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Lesnar with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Looez controlling the action here.
Looez is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Lesnar!
Looez scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Lesnar?
Looez takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Further stalling from Looez.
Keiran Looez is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keiran Looez overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
If it seems like I'm not saying a lot, it's just because Looez is stinking the place up with his stalling.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!

And that's the end of the fight!
Keiran Looez showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Looez, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 30:27
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Keiran Looez!