PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bubble Butt (ranked 2127 p4p, 95 weight class) and Kallie Coetzee (ranked 2641 p4p, 79 weight class). Coetzee has chosen Outa in die langpad as his entrance music. Kallie Coetzee has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Butt
vs
Coetzee

199 cm
22
270 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

191 cm
21
260 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubble Butt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kallie Coetzee!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Butt has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Coetzee finds it's way round the side to connect with Butt's head.
Coetzee on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Coetzee uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Butt.
Butt scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Coetzee misses with an uppercut. Butt saw that one coming.
Butt throws a lazy uppercut
and Butt takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Coetzee falls off balance throwing a combination
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Coetzee uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Butt.
Coetzee misses with a right hand
and Butt counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Coetzee throws a right hand that Butt ducks under and follows up with a left that Butt also avoids with ease.
Coetzee's coach down at Holding Cell was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Coetzee's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Butt throws a hook but Coetzee blocks it.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coetzee blocks a jab.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.
Coetzee misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Butt tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Butt lands a nice shot that snaps Coetzee's head back.
Butt punishes Coetzee's body with a nice straight punch.
Coetzee defending well as Butt loads up on a big left hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Butt throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Coetzee slips under a jab from Butt.
Coetzee takes one to the chin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Coetzee fails with the takedown
and Butt counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Coetzee keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Butt.
Coetzee changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Butt throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Coetzee stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Butt cracks a nice hook into Coetzee's ribs.
Coetzee lands with a shot to the body.
Butt throws a sloppy body shot
and Coetzee counters with a nice uppercut.
Butt scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Coetzee doesn't seem bothered though.
Butt misses with an uppercut. Coetzee saw that one coming.
Coetzee throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Butt counter with a right hand.
Coetzee uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Butt.
Coetzee looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Coetzee throws an off balance right hand
and Butt counters with a left to the body.
Coetzee shoots in for a takedown but Butt shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Bubble Butt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice shot by Butt.
Bubble Butt is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Butt throws a series of punches but Coetzee avoids them all with ease.
Coetzee lands a nice hook to Butt's body. Butt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Coetzee misses with a wild combination.
Butt connects with a body shot.
Coetzee steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Butt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Butt misses with a right hand
enabling Coetzee to counter with a crisp jab.
Coetzee tries to move into range but Butt moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Butt wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Coetzee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Butt tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Coetzee was well out of range. Poor timing from Butt.
Coetzee looks to land a combination but Butt avoids it well.
Butt misses with a wild body shot.
Coetzee takes a swing at Butt's ribcage but misses.
Butt missing with a left hand there. Coetzee was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Butt looks to throw the jab but Coetzee is out of range.
A countering left hand to the body from Coetzee misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubble Butt dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Coetzee feints the counter takedown.
Butt lands a nice hook to Coetzee's body. Coetzee takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Butt gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Coetzee rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Butt counters with a nice body shot.
Butt bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Coetzee's head.
Butt takes a swing at Coetzee's ribcage but misses.
Butt ducks under a wild hook from Coetzee.
Butt has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Butt thuds his right hand into Coetzee's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Coetzee throws a right hand that misses
and Butt counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Butt fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
No joy there for Coetzee, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Coetzee misses with a combination
and Butt counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Butt connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Butt feints a jab promting Coetzee to slip. Butt then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Coetzee slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Butt.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Coetzee on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Butt cracks Coetzee with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Butt has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Coetzee to stand back up!

Coetzee is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Butt finds Coetzee's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Coetzee flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Butt lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Coetzee will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
Kallie Coetzee was interviewed post fight and said 'I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.'.