PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolfo Hitlero (ranked 22069 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Cocaine (ranked 2527 p4p, 0 weight class). Cocaine has chosen Nothing To Lose as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Hitlero
vs
Cocaine

185 cm
30
205 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

192 cm
31
220 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Adolfo Hitlero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Johnny Cocaine!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Colin Fotheringham and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitlero throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Cocaine counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hitlero misses with an uppercut. Cocaine saw that one coming.
Hitlero tries to clinch up but Cocaine circles away and keeps his distance.

Hitlero clinches.
A short uppercut from Cocaine.
Cocaine misses with a short punch on the inside.
Cocaine lands a nice uppercut.

Cocaine breaks from the clinch.
Hitlero moves to clinch but Cocaine breaks away

and Cocaine counters with a nice right hand that sends Hitlero toppling to the canvas! Hitlero scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Cocaine finish him?!

It looks like Adolfo Hitlero has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitlero looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cocaine lands a right hand from hell, dropping Hitlero. Cocaine pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Johnny Cocaine!
A less than humble Johnny Cocaine misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.