PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pony Pony (ranked 950 p4p, 47 weight class) and Ricki Suckerpunch (ranked 844 p4p, 41 weight class). Pony Pony could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Ricki Suckerpunch's chin.

Pony
vs
Suckerpunch

222 cm
31
285 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

210 cm
42
270 lbs
27 - 23 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pony Pony!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 27 - 23 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ricki Suckerpunch!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Suckerpunch.

It looks like Pony Pony has been cut.
Pony throws a leg kick but Suckerpunch sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pony lands a jab to Suckerpunch's midsection.
Suckerpunch takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Suckerpunch misses with a double jab.
Suckerpunch misses with a two punch combination.
Suckerpunch on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

Pony clinches with his opponent.
Pony just leaning against Suckerpunch, taking a breather.

Suckerpunch breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Suckerpunch misses with a combination
and Pony counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Pony cracks the inside of Suckerpunch's front leg.
Pony looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Ricki Suckerpunch seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pony lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

Suckerpunch clinches up against the cage.
Suckerpunch is trying to stall.
Pony tries to land a knee to the head but Suckerpunch blocks with his arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pony lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Suckerpunch is trying to break the clinch but Pony is controlling him.
Pony scores a nice knee to the body.

Pony's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Suckerpunch darts in and clinches Pony up against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Pony obliges.
Suckerpunch looks winded!
Pony tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Pony with a knee to the head.
Pony stalling.
The referee calls for Pony to work.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Pony for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Suckerpunch misses with a short punch on the inside.
Suckerpunch tries to work over Pony's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pony putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Suckerpunch in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Pony lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Pony landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pony landing knees to the body.
Pony landing knees to the head.

Pony escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Pony tenderised Suckerpunch's leg. Suckerpunch is trying to keep his angry face on.
Suckerpunch scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sloppy strikes from Pony. Those never looked like landing.
Pony keeps the fight on the outside.
Suckerpunch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Ohhhhh! A huge head kick from Pony! Suckerpunch is out on his feet! Pony rushes in and throws more strikes. The ref is looking closely - Suckerpunch is covering up but the punishment is just too much and the ref steps in to stop the fight! Suckerpunch is staring into space, just thankful that the beatdown has ended. Brutal finish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pony Pony!
Pony Pony is the new super heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Pony Pony thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.