PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gyukosho Fujimoto (ranked 60 p4p, 8 weight class) and Crotch Grabber (ranked 68 p4p, 10 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Fujimoto
vs
Grabber

192 cm
25
250 lbs
17 - 4 - 0

207 cm
28
282 lbs
20 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gyukosho Fujimoto!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grabber ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Grabber tries to bum rush Fujimoto with a series of wild strikes but Fujimoto uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Grabber tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fujimoto was well out of range. Poor timing from Grabber.
Grabber lands a jab to Fujimoto's midsection.
Crotch Grabber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A punch lands to the side of Grabber 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Grabber throws an off balance right hand
letting Fujimoto counter with a right hand.
Grabber has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Grabber throws a hook but Fujimoto blocks it.
Grabber waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Fujimoto.
Fujimoto jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Grabber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Fujimoto has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Big Bear Fight Factory in the buildup to the fight.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fujimoto feinted there with a counter leg kick.
A shot to the body from Grabber misses
and Fujimoto connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Grabber connects with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fujimoto on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Grabber scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Grabber fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fujimoto manages to avoid it.
Fujimoto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Fujimoto walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fujimoto uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Grabber.
Fujimoto tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Grabber was well out of range. Poor timing from Fujimoto.
Grabber misses with a straight left.
Fujimoto was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Grabber fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Grabber misses with an uppercut
and Fujimoto counters with a stiff right hand.
Fujimoto keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The fighters circling - Grabber throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice defenses there by Fujimoto.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grabber throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Grabber scores with a crisp jab that stopped Fujimoto in his tracks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fujimoto walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Grabber lands with a shot to the body.
Grabber throws a left and a right that both miss
and Fujimoto counters with a nice uppercut.
Grabber plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Fujimoto to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Fujimoto just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber made sure to mention his sponsor, UnderGround Clothing Co. in his post fight interview.