PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimitri Slovich (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Random Jobber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Random Jobber has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Slovich
vs
Jobber

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

150 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dimitri Slovich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Random Jobber!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slovich shoots in but Jobber avoids the takedown attempt easily.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Jobber has eaten all the pies!
Slovich checks the leg kick.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slovich shoots for a double leg takedown but Jobber sprawls well. He's pushed Slovich's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dimitri Slovich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slovich is breathing heavily.
Nice takedown defense from Jobber. No joy for Slovich on that attempt.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jobber throws out a leg kick but Slovich moves out of range and Jobber only half commits.
Jobber wants to land a leg kick but Slovich is out of range.
Jobber tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Slovich is able to avoid easily.
Jobber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jobber throws a low kick but it's checked well by Slovich.
Slovich tries for a takedown but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jobber misses with a low kick.
Jobber stuffs the takedown attempt from Slovich. Slovich gets slowly back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jobber throws a leg kick that misses.
Jobber shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jobber as he avoids it easily.
Slovich avoids a punch combination nicely.
Slovich has a takedown stuffed.
Jobber wants to land a leg kick but Slovich is out of range.
Jobber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Slovich shoots for a double leg takedown but Jobber sprawls well. He's pushed Slovich's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Slovich fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Slovich showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Jobber.
Jobber finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Random Jobber is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Jobber misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jobber tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Slovich is able to avoid easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Slovich checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jobber as he avoids it easily.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jobber lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slovich has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slovich and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slovich has a takedown stuffed.
Slovich blocks a leg kick.
Jobber motions for Slovich to come forward. Jobber throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jobber misses with a wild combination.
Slovich checks a leg kick.
Slovich misses with a takedown attempt - Jobber sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jobber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jobber swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jobber throws a leg kick but Slovich sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jobber misses with a leg kick.
Slovich looks for a takedown but Jobber sprawls well.
Jobber throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slovich looks for a takedown but Jobber sprawls well.
Slovich avoids a punch combination nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Slovich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jobber's waist but Jobber gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Slovich off to one side.
Jobber throws a series of punches but Slovich avoids them all with ease.
Slovich checks a leg kick.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but Jobber shows good takedown defense.
Slovich fails with the takedown.
Jobber throws a low kick, looking for Slovich's leg but Slovich calmly moves out of range.
Jobber walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Slovich checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jobber keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Slovich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jobber circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Random Jobber dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jobber throws a right and a left that Slovich avoids nicely.
Slovich checks a low kick from Jobber.

Slovich shoots in and bounces Jobber off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Slovich has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Jobber is proving hard to escape from.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jobber controls Slovich momentarily but Slovich frees himself.
Slovich will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slovich wants to stand but Jobber is controlling his posture from full guard.
Jobber is trying to control the position but Slovich postures up.
Jobber has a closed guard, preventing Slovich from standing up.

Slovich stands up from Jobber's guard - Slovich perhaps looking for a knockout.
Dimitri Slovich seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jobber pivots, looking for a leg kick but Slovich is out of range and Jobber settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Jobber misses with a double jab.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but Jobber shows good takedown defense.
Random Jobber is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
No luck for Slovich with that takedown attempt.
Jobber tries to work over Slovich's front leg with a kick but Slovich checks it.
Slovich has a takedown stuffed.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dimitri Slovich. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slovich dodges the punch combination from Jobber.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slovich fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slovich tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jobber swivels and escapes.
Slovich looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Slovich misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Slovich.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Jobber looks to land a combination but Slovich avoids it well.
Slovich tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Jobber swivels and escapes.
Slovich tries for a takedown but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jobber looks to land a combination but Slovich avoids it well.
Slovich will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Slovich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jobber circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Jobber. No joy for Slovich on that attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Jobber tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Slovich is able to avoid easily.

Slovich changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Jobber looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

Slovich stands up and beckons Jobber to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dimitri Slovich dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Slovich feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Slovich has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Jobber is proving hard to escape from.

Slovich stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Nice takedown defense from Jobber. No joy for Slovich on that attempt.
Jobber misses with a jab, cross combination.
Jobber misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Slovich fails with a takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Slovich shoots in for a double leg but Jobber sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dimitri Slovich. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slovich closes this distance looking for a takedown but Jobber circles away.
Slovich misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Slovich will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Jobber misses with a leg kick.
Slovich shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Jobber pinned against the cage. Jobber gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Slovich fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Slovich tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Slovich shoots in but no luck this time.
Jobber throws a right hand that Slovich ducks under and follows up with a left that Slovich also avoids with ease.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Slovich tries for a takedown but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Slovich changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jobber tries to avoid it but Slovich manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jobber to the ground. Jobber escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Slovich closes the distance and clinches up with Jobber, looking for a takedown. Slovich pushes Jobber against the cage but Jobber circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Jobber but Jobber pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jobber as he jumps to the side.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jobber as he jumps to the side.
Jobber throws a series of punches but Slovich moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice takedown defense from Jobber. No joy for Slovich on that attempt.
Slovich tries for a takedown but Jobber sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
No luck for Slovich with that takedown attempt.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jobber as he avoids it easily.
Slovich shoots for a double leg takedown but Jobber sprawls well. He's pushed Slovich's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Slovich fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Jobber misses with the combination.
Jobber throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Slovich throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jobber's waist but Jobber gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Slovich off to one side.
Jobber throws a right and a left that Slovich avoids nicely.
Slovich shoots in and drives through. Jobber sprawls well.
Slovich fails with the takedown.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but Jobber shows good takedown defense.
Slovich looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jobber is fending him off so far but Slovich persists. Nope, Jobber circles away and we're back to standing.
Slovich shoots in looking for a takedown. Jobber tries to sprawl out of it but Slovich keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jobber manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Slovich shoots in for a takedown but Jobber shows good takedown defense.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Slovich.

And that's the end of the fight!
Random Jobber comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Jobber has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Random Jobber!