PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Harman Snooze (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kane kaine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Snooze
vs
kaine

189 cm
18
166 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

170 cm
23
169 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Harman Snooze!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kane kaine!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Steve Erwin and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some wild striking there from Snooze.
Snooze fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Snooze tries to close the distance and clinch but kaine swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
kaine throws a right hand that Snooze ducks under and follows up with a left that Snooze also avoids with ease.
Snooze tries to clinch but kaine moves out of range.
Snooze tries to clinch but kaine is having none of it.
Snooze throws a right and a left that kaine avoids nicely.
Snooze blocks a jab.
Snooze has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Snooze there as he acknowledges the shot.

It looks like Harman Snooze has been cut.
kaine throws a one two combo.
Snooze swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Snooze feints and as kaine raises his hands in defense, Snooze changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Snooze throws a strike but kaine rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
kaine landing with the ground and pound.
kaine has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's one minute gone in the round.
kaine slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Snooze.
Snooze on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snooze wants to improve his position but kaine is controlling well.
Snooze missing with punches from the bottom.
Snooze tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Snooze has hold of kaine's hands but kaine slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Snooze tries to get to full guard but kaine has control of the leg.
kaine has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Snooze on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Snooze tries to get out of the position.
Snooze is looking to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
kaine scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Snooze?
kaine is landing with some decent strikes but Snooze is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

Harman Snooze's cut is getting worse.
kaine fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
kaine lands a heavy elbow.

Snooze is rocked!

Harman Snooze's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
kaine connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Oh Snooze is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
kaine wants to control the pace but Snooze is squirming around nicely.
Snooze really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Snooze is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Snooze seems to have got his legs back now.
Snooze is bucking up trying to escape but kaine cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Jeez, Harman Snooze's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Harman Snooze's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Kane kaine!