PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 23045 p4p, 552 weight class) and Connor Rollins (ranked 5449 p4p, 497 weight class). Hitler comes to the cage accompanied by Marching Song. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Connor Rollins was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Hitler
vs
Rollins

175 cm
28
160 lbs
3 - 5 - 0

180 cm
18
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

This Is England
Bee Krazy

VENUM MMA WEAR

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Connor Rollins!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Chris Edwards and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rollins throws a leg kick that is checked
and Hitler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Rollins throws a lazy uppercut
and Hitler makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Hitler defending well as Rollins loads up on a big left hand.
Hitler swats away the attempt to clinch by Rollins.
Rollins shoots in for a double leg but Hitler sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
We've been told by Hitler's head coaches at Relentless Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rollins is defended easily by Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Rollins shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Hitler counters with a nice uppercut.
Adolf Hitler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Connor Rollins.
Rollins looks winded!
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler tries to land a leg kick but Rollins saw it coming and moves away.
Despite the aggression on Rollins's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
Hitler throws a nice looking combination but Rollins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Rollins throws a series of punches but Hitler avoids them all with ease.
Hitler ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Rollins moves out of range.
Hitler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Rollins tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Hitler counter with a right hand.

Rollins is rocked!
Hitler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Rollins is still on wobbly legs! Can Hitler finish him?
Rollins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rollins shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Hitler sprawls well. Hitler wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Rollins gets slowly back to his feet.
Hitler throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler lands with a jab that stuns his opponent. Rollins is looking to close the distance but Hitler sees it coming and throws a beautiful knee! Rollins crumbles to the mat and that's all she wrote! Let's hope Rollins is OK because that was naaaaaasty!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Knee). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, This Is England for their support in the buildup to the fight.