PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cunt Jacket (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Trey Stucco (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Jacket
vs
Stucco

179 cm
22
179 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

182 cm
19
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Determined

Comedy Fight Club Clothing [new stock]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cunt Jacket!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Trey Stucco!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stucco swats away the attempt to clinch by Jacket.

Jacket feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Stucco tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Stucco looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Jacket passes into side control.
You can see the frustration on Stucco's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jacket advances nicely into full mount.
Stucco is squirming around, avoiding Jacket's attempts to control the action.
Jacket takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacket wants to control the pace but Stucco is squirming around nicely.
Jacket takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Stucco is squirming around, avoiding Jacket's attempts to control the action.
Jacket sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Cunt Jacket just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Jacket misses with a jab, cross combination.
Stucco with a lazy takedown attempt
and Jacket counters with a body kick.
Stucco looks gassed!
Stucco stuffs the takedown.
Jacket moves into range and connects with a jab.
Jacket keeps Stucco at a distance using the push kick.
Stucco walks into a jab.

Jacket bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Jacket decides to stand up, so the ref orders Stucco to his feet.
Stucco takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacket throws a sloppy head kick and Stucco moves out of range easily.
Jacket tries to clinch but Stucco is having none of it.
Jacket tries to clinch up but Stucco circles away and keeps his distance.
Jacket fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Stucco wants to clinch
and Jacket counters with a nice body kick.
Jacket shoots for a takedown but Stucco saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stucco tries a head kick but it misses.
Jacket misses with a two punch combination.
Jacket tries for a takedown but Stucco sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Cunt Jacket. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stucco throws a sloppy head kick
and Jacket counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stucco's knee momentarily.
Jacket will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jacket looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Stucco is fending him off so far but Jacket persists. Nope, Stucco circles away and we're back to standing.
Stucco shoots in but Jacket avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Jacket tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Stucco counters with a shoot takedown. Jacket fights it but they end up in guard.
Jacket is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Stucco not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Jacket manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Stucco manages to get himself to full guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jacket tries to free his leg and advance position but Stucco is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cunt Jacket dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Stucco tries to clinch
and Jacket counters with a head kick.
Stucco gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jacket counters with a three punch combo that has Stucco backing up. Stucco nods at Jacket to acknowledge the strikes.
Stucco has his takedown stuffed
and Jacket connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice body kick from Jacket.
Jacket moves in looking to clinch but Stucco pushes him off.

Jacket scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jacket has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Jacket looking to control and managing it successfully.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jacket lands with some strikes.
Stucco tries to reverse the position but Jacket maintains control.
Stucco is squirming around, avoiding Jacket's attempts to control the action.
Stucco really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Jacket. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Jacket is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Stucco blocks a head kick by Jacket.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Jacket closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Jacket lands in his opponent's guard.
Jacket advances position into side control!
Jacket is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Stucco can do anything to dispel that myth.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacket wants to lay and pray for a moment but Stucco keeps working.
Stucco gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!
Jacket trying to control but Stucco is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Jacket is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Stucco can do to turn this around?

Jacket get's back to his feet.
Stucco closes the distance looking to clinch
and Jacket counters with a series of strikes. Stucco will be more careful next time no doubt.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stucco avoids a punch combination nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Cunt Jacket dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Jacket throws a left and a right that both miss
and Jacket takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Stucco doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Jacket counters with a takedown into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Stucco trying his best to control but Jacket has mounted him.
Stucco really trying hard to get back to half guard here.

Jacket stands up from mount. Strange move.
Jacket swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

so Stucco counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jacket pulls Stucco in close to prevent any damage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Stucco looking to sit in guard and control but Jacket gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Jacket gets to his feet - Stucco follows without any prompting.
Jacket misses with a double jab.
Jacket misses with a double jab

and Stucco counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jacket won't be happy with that.
Stucco laying and praying for a moment but Jacket takes advantage and regains half guard.
Jacket pushes Stucco off looking to stand but Stucco dives back in and keeps control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jacket manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jacket not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Stucco won't allow Jacket to sweep him here.
Stucco must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Jacket wants to stand and escape but Stucco is having none of it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jacket being controlled here, momentarily.
Jacket managing to control the position.
Jacket manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Cunt Jacket is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Stucco working to try and regain half guard.
Jacket controlling the position easily from mount.
Jacket has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Cunt Jacket.
Well Jacket has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Cunt Jacket!