PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lord Humungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Llipton Teabag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Humungus's entrance music is My Speech. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Humungus
vs
Teabag

177 cm
20
165 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

180 cm
24
155 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lord Humungus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Llipton Teabag!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Teabag shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Teabag was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Humungus bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Humungus is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

Teabag has his foot on Humungus's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Humungus works his way back into a safe position though.
Teabag looks gassed!

Teabag escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Humungus gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Humungus works over Teabag with some ground and pound from guard.
Humungus stands up over Teabag, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Teabag wants to hit a switch here but Humungus passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Teabag there!
Humungus working the ground and pound effectively.
Humungus has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Humungus putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Humungus tries to control but Teabag wriggling away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humungus pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Humungus lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Teabag hang on?
Humungus scoring with strikes but Teabag is staying in there.
Humungus with the ground and pound from mount.
Humungus scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Teabag?
Humungus landing strikes, looking to finish!
Humungus cracks Teabag with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Humungus lands a big elbow.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Teabag is squirming around, avoiding Humungus's attempts to control the action.
Teabag is bucking up trying to escape but Humungus cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Teabag is rocked!
Humungus cracks Teabag with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Humungus lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Teabag is bucking up trying to escape but Humungus cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Teabag is still in real trouble! Can Humungus finish him?
Humungus working Teabag over with strikes here.
Teabag is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Teabag seems to have recovered his senses.
BOOM! Humungus connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Humungus dominating with strikes here.
Humungus postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Teabag looks a forlorn figure.
A nice elbow there by Humungus.
Teabag takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
A nice elbow there by Humungus.
Teabag working to try and regain half guard.
Humungus postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Teabag looks a forlorn figure.
Humungus with the ground and pound from mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Humungus.

Humungus is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Teabag has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Humungus landing shots from mount.
Teabag is bucking up trying to escape but Humungus cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Humungus working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Humungus looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Teabag tries to lock up and control but Humungus gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.

Humungus throws some shoulder strikes here and then postures up. Oh, he's gone for an armbar! Teabag has his hands clasped together but Humungus breaks the hold and Teabag is forced to tap! This one is aaaaaaaaaaall over! That was lightning fast by Humungus!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Lord Humungus!