PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bill Reuger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Nukem might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Head Crusher by Megadeth. Duke Nukem could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bill Reuger's chin.

Nukem
vs
Reuger

200 cm
22
275 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

182 cm
22
231 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Determined

Purity Fight Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke Nukem!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bill Reuger!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Russell Pearce and Joseph Jones.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nukem moves in looking to clinch but Reuger pushes him off.
Reuger displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
A jab from Nukem misses.
Nukem will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Nukem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nukem looks for the body kick but Reuger saw that one coming.

Nukem moves into the clinch successfully.
Nukem with a knee to the head.
Nukem lands a knee to the body.
Nukem looking to stall.
Reuger wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Reuger is trying to break the clinch but Nukem has him pressed against the cage.
Nukem is trying to stall.
Nukem looking to throw knees to the head but Reuger is blocking nicely.
Reuger has had enough of the clinch but Nukem keeps him there for the moment.
Reuger is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Reuger wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nukem has him pressed against the cage.
Nukem lands a knee to the head.
Reuger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nukem scores a nice knee to the body.
Reuger looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reuger is trying to break the clinch but Nukem has him pressed against the cage.
Nukem prevents Reuger from breaking the clinch.
Nukem lands a knee to the head.
Nukem tries to land knees in the clinch but Reuger avoids the damage to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem trying to stall but Reuger improves his position.
Nukem stalling in the clinch.
Reuger wants to break the clinch but can't.
Reuger wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Nukem has him pressed against the cage.
Knees to the body from Nukem.
Nukem connects with a knee to the head.
Nukem landing knees to the body.

Nukem breaks from the clinch.
Nukem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nukem throws a series of strikes that have Reuger backpedaling.
Nukem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nukem throws a combination that misses
and Reuger counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Nukem throws a body kick the misses
and Reuger makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nukem looks to clinch
and Reuger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nukem misses with a head kick.
Reuger misses with a double jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Nukem lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Reuger has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Reuger and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nukem looks to land a body kick but Reuger moved away.
Reuger throws a head kick that half lands.
A right-left combo lands from Reuger.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Reuger fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Reuger connects with a crisp jab.
Nukem throws a sloppy head kick and Reuger moves out of range easily.
Nukem tries to clinch up
and Reuger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nukem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Reuger counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Duke Nukem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reuger lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nukem at a distance.
Nukem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Reuger lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Reuger slips a jab from Nukem.
Nukem looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Reuger lands the left hand.
Decent striking displayed by Reuger there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nukem showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Reuger.
Reuger will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Nukem has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Nukem throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Reuger goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Reuger is working the combinations to good effect here.
Nukem fails with an attempt to clinch.
Reuger works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Reuger falls off balance throwing a combination
and Nukem counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Reuger is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Reuger has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Nukem on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Reuger scores with a shot to the body.
Nukem takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Nukem takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bill Reuger dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Duke Nukem's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Reuger scores with a nice head shot.
Nukem lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Reuger misses with a body punch
and Nukem counters with an inside leg kick.
Reuger swinging wilding here.
Nukem tries to clinch but Reuger moves away
and Reuger counters with a one-two to the body.
Reuger misses with a wild combination.
A lazy left from Reuger finds it's target.
Nukem misses with a double jab
and Reuger cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nice uppercut lands for Reuger. That snapped Nukem's head back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reuger throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nukem cracks Reuger with a good jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up but Reuger swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nukem cracks the inside of Reuger's front leg.
A jab from Reuger does it's job there.
Duke Nukem is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Reuger dodges the punch combination from Nukem.
Nukem tries a head kick but it misses.
Nukem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Reuger counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Reuger in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Reuger scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nukem looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nukem throws a leg kick but Reuger checks it.
Nukem tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nukem misses with a head kick.
Nukem wants to clinch
letting Reuger counter with a right hand.
Nukem fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Reuger looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Good standup being displayed there by Reuger as he connects with a hook.
Reuger throws a head kick but Nukem moves out of range.
Reuger connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Reuger lands a jab to the nose.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Reuger throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nukem stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bill Reuger seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reuger takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Reuger circles away from the clinch attempt
and Reuger counters with a series of strikes. Nukem will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reuger connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Reuger. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Reuger connects with a good right hand that stumbles Nukem. Nukem circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Nukem misses with the combination.
Reuger moves into range and connects with a jab.
Reuger misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nukem throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice jab there from Reuger.
Nukem closes the distance but Reuger moves to the side
and Reuger counters with a straight right hand.
Reuger scores with a three punch combo!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nukem avoids the head kick by Reuger.
Reuger throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nukem wants to clinch
and Reuger counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reuger uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Reuger lands a head kick!
Reuger throws a combination that misses
and Nukem counters with a nice body kick.
Reuger lands a really nice looking cross but Nukem seems unphased.
Reuger lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Reuger.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A slow jab from Nukem misses its intended target.
Nukem tries to clinch up
and Reuger counters with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bill Reuger showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Duke Nukem's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Reuger lands a body shot.
Nukem throws a jab but it's blocked by Reuger.
Nukem throws a head kick that misses
and Nukem takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Reuger takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nukem throws a sloppy head kick
and Reuger counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice shot by Reuger.
Some wild striking there from Reuger.
Nukem tries to clinch but Reuger moves away
and Reuger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nukem closes the distance looking to clinch
and Reuger connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Reuger scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nukem throws a sloppy head kick
and Reuger counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Nukem is lucky that one didn't land flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nukem throws a leg kick
and Reuger counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reuger lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Nice straight punches there by Reuger. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Reuger.
Reuger misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick from Reuger lands but Nukem takes it in his stride.
Nukem looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

Duke Nukem's cut is getting worse.
Reuger lands a nice shot that snaps Nukem's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nukem walks into a straight right hand from Reuger.
Reuger jabs Nukem right on the nose. Nukem blinks but takes it well.
Reuger lands a lovely overhand right.
Nukem misses with a kick to the body.
Reuger scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reuger lands a right hook to the body.
Nice body punch from Reuger.
Reuger tests Nukem's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Duke Nukem's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Nukem takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Nukem dodges the punch combination from Reuger.
Nukem tries to clinch but Reuger moves away
and Reuger counters with a two punch combo.
A nice combination there by Reuger.
Nice jab there from Reuger.

Jeez, Duke Nukem's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Reuger moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Reuger lands with an uppercut that bounces Nukem off the cage and back into rage.

Nukem is rocked!
Reuger lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Nukem circles away quickly and effectively.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Reuger scores with a nice strike.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Duke Nukem's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Bill Reuger!