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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vic Vinegar (ranked 3847 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spank Crank (ranked 4187 p4p, 0 weight class). Vinegar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Birds of War. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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215 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
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180 cm
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224 lbs
21 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Vic Vinegar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Spank Crank!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Wesley Smith and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crank dives in and scores a takedown into Vinegar's guard.
Crank postures up in Vinegar's guard and throws a big left but Vinegar blocks it.
Crank trying to control the position from guard on top but Vinegar is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Crank throws a big elbow that misses.
Vinegar tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Crank loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Crank with a flurry of punches that miss.
Crank throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Vinegar works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Vinegar keeping moving, preventing Crank from controlling successfully.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Crank trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Crank throwing strikes but missing.
Crank throwing strikes from guard but Vinegar blocks nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vinegar has Crank pulled in close to control his posture.
Crank wants to control from the top but Vinegar keeps moving.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Crank lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Vinegar is pulling down on Crank's head to control his posture.
Crank passes Vinegar's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Crank passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Vinegar!
Crank with the ground and pound from mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crank has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Vinegar's face.
Vinegar manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Ground and pound from Crank.
Ground and pound from Crank.
Crank wants to pass to mount but Vinegar is defending the position.
Crank wants to lay and pray for a moment but Vinegar keeps working.
Vinegar wants to get back to full guard.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Vinegar wants to control but Crank is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Vinegar avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Crank.
Crank missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Crank throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Vinegar is looking to improve his position.
Crank working the head and body with strikes.
It looks like Vic Vinegar has been cut.
Vinegar taking some punishment here, with Crank in his half guard.
Vinegar is looking to improve his position.
Crank takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Vic Vinegar's cut is getting worse.
Vinegar wants to get back to full guard.
Vinegar pushes Crank off looking to stand but Crank dives back in and keeps control.
Crank lands strikes from half guard.
Vinegar is rocked!
Vic Vinegar's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Vic Vinegar's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Spank Crank!
A relieved looking Spank Crank thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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