PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between David Gomes (ranked 2114 p4p, 233 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 3887 p4p, 396 weight class). Hitler has chosen Marching Song as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Gomes
vs
Hitler

190 cm
25
162 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

175 cm
28
160 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

KOMBAT KLOTHING
Aspire Nutrition

This Is England (Everything $25)
Bee Krazy

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, David Gomes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Richard Clark and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hitler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler scores with a three punch combo!
Gomes looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Gomes drops down looking for a counter takedown but Hitler sprawls and moves away.
Hitler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
No joy there for Hitler, who threw a few shots but didn't land.

Hitler gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Gomes to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Gomes works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Gomes moves into full mount! Hitler won't be happy about that!
Gomes wants to take his opponent's back but Hitler doesn't allow it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gomes prevents Hitler from getting the reversal.
Gomes with some aggressive grappling here, looking for the finish.
Hitler is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Hitler keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Gomes moves to take his opponent's back.

Gomes patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?

Gomes is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Hitler looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hitler is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Hitler trying to control the action but Gomes just sinks the hooks in.

Hitler fending off the submission attempt from Gomes.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hitler wants to control his opponent's hands but Gomes gets his hands free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Gomes is working hard for the rear naked choke here.

Gomes looking for the choke from the back.
Gomes will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

Gomes working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
Gomes gets his hands free as Hitler looks to control.

Gomes looking for the choke but no joy.
Gomes is breathing heavily.

Hitler is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Gomes gets his way!

Gomes has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hitler trying to control the action but Gomes just sinks the hooks in.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Gomes has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Hitler trying to control but not successfully.
Hitler is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Gomes is staying active.

Hitler is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.

Gomes is working really hard to secure the rear naked choke. Hitler defends successfully for a significant amount of time. Both fighters are looking very determined.
Gomes not allowing Hitler to control his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

David Gomes dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A combination from Hitler does no damage.
Hitler tests Gomes's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hitler getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Hitler.
Hitler fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gomes has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hitler scores with a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes avoids them all with ease.
Hitler pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gomes back to the cage. Hitler follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Gomes avoids nicely.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hitler swinging wildly here.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes avoids them all with ease.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gomes dives in for a single leg takedown but Hitler sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gomes throws a series of punches but Hitler moves out of range.
Hitler looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler lands a nice leg kick that just misses Gomes's sensitive parts.
Hitler's coach down at Relentless Gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Hitler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler fails to land with a series of punches.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler works over Gomes's head and body with a nice combination.
Hitler lands with a shot to the body.
Hitler feints and then cracks Gomes's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Gomes down.
Hitler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hitler swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gomes really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hitler connects with a crisp jab.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gomes takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hitler works Gomes's body with a nice hook.
Horrible takedown attempt by Gomes or perhaps it was just good defense by Hitler, which made it look bad.
Hitler throws a counter combo.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Hitler ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.

Hitler gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
David Gomes overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Gomes works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Hitler has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hitler won't allow Gomes to pass to mount.
Hitler really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Gomes. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

Gomes is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hitler sees it coming and defends easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes wants to pass the guard but Hitler is defending well.
Gomes is working hard here to advance position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hitler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Gomes is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gomes wants to free his trapped foot but Hitler is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Gomes moves into full mount! Hitler won't be happy about that!
Hitler stops Gomes from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Hitler sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Gomes looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Gomes throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

Gomes is looking for a kimura here.
Hitler gets back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Gomes is controlling him.
Gomes passes Hitler's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Hitler makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Hitler.
Gomes stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hitler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Hitler is pulling down on Gomes's head to control his posture.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Gomes is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Hitler wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Gomes wants to pass the guard but Hitler is keeping the position.
Gomes preventing the sweep.
Gomes tries to free his leg and advance position but Hitler is retaining full guard.

Hitler wriggles free and stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Hitler, right into the meat.
Hitler misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hitler throws a combination. Gomes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hitler throws a head kick that Gomes semi-blocks.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gomes takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler really dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Hitler throws a one two combo.
Adolf Hitler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gomes closes the distance and clinches up with Hitler, looking for a takedown. Gomes pushes Hitler against the cage but Hitler circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
As Gomes backs off Hitler throws a huge counter combo but Gomes manages to avoid it all.
Hitler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hitler.
Gomes ducks right into an uppercut from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Gomes takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Hitler tries a head kick but it misses.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hitler scores with a kick to the midsection.
The crowd cheers as Hitler lands an impressive looking overhand right. Gomes doesn't seem phased though.
Hitler pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Gomes back to the cage. Hitler follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
Hitler lands a jab-cross combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Gomes backs up against the cage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gomes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler.
Gomes showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Hitler.
Hitler clobbers Gomes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler looks to land a combination. Gomes sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Adolf Hitler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hitler lands a two punch combo.
A thudding body kick lands there by Hitler!
David Gomes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hitler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Hitler throws a series of punches but Gomes moves out of range.
Hitler scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gomes has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gomes dodges the punch combination from Hitler.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.
Hitler throws a nice looking combination but Gomes bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Gomes changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Hitler misses with a series of wild punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Hitler dominated that fourth round.
That's time! Gomes's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Gomes throws a right hand that Hitler ducks under and follows up with a left that Hitler also avoids with ease.
Hitler throws a right and a left that Gomes avoids nicely.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Gomes looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hitler cracks Gomes with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Hitler!
Gomes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Hitler is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gomes dives in and grabs Hitler's left leg, looking for a takedown. Hitler pushes down on Gomes's head and hops out.
Hitler is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Gomes with a body shot.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Hitler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hitler thuds his right hand into Gomes's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hitler lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Gomes fails with the takedown
and Hitler counters with a left and a right that stings Gomes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Gomes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Gomes on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hitler. Hitler obviously looking to wear him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hitler scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hitler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hitler throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Hitler throws a head kick that misses.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hitler misses with a body kick.
Gomes attempts a counter takedown but Hitler avoids it well and moves away.
Adolf Hitler seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hitler throws a combination. Gomes tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Gomes drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Hitler misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gomes feinted with a counter takedown.
Hitler connects with a crisp jab.
Hitler cracks Gomes with an open hand slap.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hitler moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
David Gomes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hitler lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gomes has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Hitler throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Some wild striking there from Hitler.
Gomes appears to be looking for a counter takedown.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Hitler comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Hitler has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 43:49
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 43:49
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 43:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Hitler!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Adolf Hitler made sure he mentioned This Is England (Everything $25), along with how happy he was to win his fight.