PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Fart Minarsich (ranked 5997 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Goat (ranked 5160 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Minarsich
vs
Goat

155 cm
22
155 lbs
4 - 2 - 1

174 cm
25
163 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fart Minarsich!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ted Goat!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Goat closes the distance and pushes Minarsich back into the cage.
Minarsich really is a fat lump.
A frustrated look appears on Minarsich's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Minarsich wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Goat throws a punch but it's blocked by Minarsich.
Goat lands a right hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Goat has him pinned against the cage.
Goat makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Goat.
Goat throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Minarsichs head.
A nice left hand lands by Goat.
Goat lands a left hand.
Minarsich is trying to break the clinch but Goat is controlling him.
Goat is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
A left hand lands to the body for Goat.
A bit of stalling here from Goat.
Goat lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Goat leaning his opponent against the cage.
Goat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Minarsich wants to break free but Goat has control.
Goat lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Goat lands with a right to the head.
Minarsich wants to break free but Goat has control.
Goat lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Goat stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Goat lands a left hand that snaps the head of Minarsich backwards.
Goat lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Minarsich is rocked!
Goat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Goat misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Minarsich has had enough of the clinch but Goat keeps him there for the moment.
Goat swings wildly with an uppercut but Minarsich uses good head movement to avoid it.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Goat lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat lands an uppercut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Minarsich tries to circle away but Goat has him pinned against the cage.
Minarsich wants to get back to striking at distance but Goat won't allow it.
Minarsich blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Goat.
Goat scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Oh Minarsich is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Goat misses with a hook from the clinch.
Goat softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Goat pushes Minarsich back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Goat misses with a punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goat lands with a light punch inside.
Goat lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Minarsich to his knees! Goat keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ted Goat!