PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bin Laden (ranked 2321 p4p, 259 weight class) and Adolf Hitler (ranked 2024 p4p, 230 weight class). Laden comes to the cage accompanied by I am Bin Laden - 5jonttu55 . Hitler has chosen Soldatenlieder as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Laden
vs
Hitler

180 cm
25
168 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

175 cm
28
160 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Urban Fighter
Aspire Nutrition

This Is England (Everything $25)
Bee Krazy

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Bin Laden!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Adolf Hitler!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, James Atkins and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.

Laden moves into the clinch.

Hitler escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Good standup being displayed there by Hitler as he connects with a hook.
Sloppy strikes from Hitler. Those never looked like landing.
Laden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Laden slips a jab and a cross from Hitler.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hitler throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Laden colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Hitler as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Laden is left battered and dazed whilst Hitler and his camp cheer!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Hitler!
Adolf Hitler is the new lightweight champion!
Adolf Hitler gave a mention to This Is England (Everything $25) in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).