PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Friedrich Alzheimer (ranked 6 p4p, 1 weight class) and Street Fighter (ranked 314 p4p, 13 weight class). Alzheimer comes to the cage accompanied by The Worlds Greatest. Fighter is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by You Know How I Do It. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Alzheimer
vs
Fighter

163 cm
32
143 lbs
25 - 4 - 0

175 cm
32
145 lbs
23 - 9 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Conviction
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Friedrich Alzheimer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 9 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Street Fighter!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fighter circles away from the clinch attempt.
Alzheimer looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Fighter throws a quick inside leg kick.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Fighter has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Fighter punishes Alzheimer's body with a nice straight punch.
Fighter on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Alzheimer. Alzheimer obviously looking to wear him down.
Alzheimer throws a jab when Fighter was well out of range.
Alzheimer jabs Fighter right on the nose. Fighter blinks but takes it well.
Alzheimer misses with a looping right.
Alzheimer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Alzheimer throws a low kick but Fighter avoids it.
Fighter defending well as Alzheimer loads up on a big left hand.
Alzheimer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Alzheimer lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Fighter has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Fighter and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Alzheimer lands a lovely overhand right.
A clash of legs there as Alzheimer blocks the low kick.
Alzheimer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Alzheimer blocks a low kick nicely.
Alzheimer looks to score with a jab to the body but Fighter is just out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alzheimer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Street Fighter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Alzheimer tried to score with a low kick but Fighter checks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fighter! But no joy.
Fighter connects with a single shot there.
Fighter lands a leg kick that knocks Alzheimer off balance momentarily.
Alzheimer takes a swing at Fighter's ribcage but misses.
It seemed like Fighter was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alzheimer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fighter manages to avoid it.

Fighter gets tackled into the cage by Alzheimer. Alzheimer maintains the clinch.
Fighter throws a head punch that misses.
Fighter misses with a punch on the inside.
Fighter has a couple of punches blocked by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer struggles to land a body shot inside as Fighter controls his hands.
Fighter holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Alzheimer misses with a body punch.
Fighter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Alzheimer is working Fighter over against the cage.
Fighter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Fighter lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Fighter blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Alzheimer.
Fighter blocks an uppercut.
Alzheimer misses with a punch on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for Fighter.
Fighter misses with the head strike.
Alzheimer lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Alzheimer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fighter misses with a punch to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fighter misses with a shot to the kidneys.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fighter misses with a hook to the ribs.
Fighter working aggressively here.
Fighter is looking to control Alzheimer's arms but Alzheimer gets an underhook and turns him. Now Fighter has his back to the cage.
Alzheimer tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Alzheimer has a couple of punches blocked by Fighter.
Alzheimer working aggressively here.

Fighter manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Fighter can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Alzheimer controls the pace.
Fighter wants to control the position but Alzheimer says "no thanks buddy" and passes to half guard.
Alzheimer stalling.

Fighter looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fighter wants to control but Alzheimer is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Fighter wants to control but Alzheimer passes into side.
Alzheimer content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Fighter wants to control but Alzheimer postures up.
Alzheimer takes a little break here. Fighter wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Alzheimer tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Alzheimer has control of an arm but Fighter manages to advance to Alzheimer's back!

Fighter is persistently looking for the submission but Alzheimer is defending it well.

Fighter has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Street Fighter will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Alzheimer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Alzheimer scores with a hook.
Alzheimer tries to score with a low kick but Fighter moves his leg out of the way.
Alzheimer misses with a left hand
and Fighter counters with a stiff right hand.
Fighter checks the leg kick nicely there.
Alzheimer moves out of range of the strikes.
Alzheimer slips a straight right by Fighter.
Alzheimer feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Fighter throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Alzheimer throws a sloppy head kick and Fighter moves out of range easily.
Fighter tries to clinch up.
Fighter stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Alzheimer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fighter. That did some damage!
Friedrich Alzheimer is winning the standup battle so far.
Fighter throws a hook but Alzheimer avoids it easily.
Alzheimer is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Alzheimer defending well as Fighter loads up on a big left hand.
Fighter scores with a nice head shot.
Fighter steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Alzheimer.
Fighter lands a nice leg kick that just misses Alzheimer's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Alzheimer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fighter throws a push kick but Alzheimer slaps the foot to one side.
Fighter scores with a kick to the midsection.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Fighter clinches up against the cage.
Alzheimer lands a hook that snaps the head of Fighter backwards.
Fighter misses with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer misses with some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Alzheimer fails to land.
Alzheimer lands with a right to the head.
Fighter lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Alzheimer.
Alzheimer has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A shot in the inside from Fighter.
Fighter blocks an uppercut.
Fighter misses with a body punch.
Fighter throws a head punch that misses.
Alzheimer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fighter is trying to stall.
Fighter works on Alzheimer's body with a couple of short punches.
Fighter misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Fighter lands with a light punch inside.
Alzheimer can't find room to land a body shot as Fighter controls the action.
Fighter tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Alzheimer's elbow.
Fighter throws a head punch that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fighter throws a punch but it's blocked by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer misses with the head strike.
Alzheimer throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Fighters head.
A short left from Alzheimer.
A nice right hand lands inside from Alzheimer.
Alzheimer blocks a body shot from Fighter.
Fighter blocks a body shot from Alzheimer.
Fighter blocking some punches.
Alzheimer's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Alzheimer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Alzheimer lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Friedrich Alzheimer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Friedrich Alzheimer has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Fighter misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nice body punch from Alzheimer - that landed with a thud.
Alzheimer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Fighter wants a takedown but no success here.
Alzheimer tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Alzheimer is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Alzheimer lands a right hand.
Fighter trying to control the position but instead, Alzheimer has worked for underhooks and has pushed Fighter into the cage.
Alzheimer tries to throw a body punch but Fighter avoids it by throwing Alzheimer back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer is working Fighter over against the cage.
Fighter tries to work over Alzheimer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Fighter.
Alzheimer misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fighter blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right from Alzheimer on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Fighter.
Alzheimer tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Fighter has a couple of punches blocked by Alzheimer.
Alzheimer blocks an uppercut.
Alzheimer lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fighter blocking some punches.
Fighter lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A hook to the body from Alzheimer.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Alzheimer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Fighter blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Fighter fails to land.
Fighter lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Alzheimer or not.
Fighter prevents a body shot from Alzheimer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fighter tries to pull guard but Alzheimer holds him up against the cage and eventually Fighter drops back down to his feet.
Friedrich Alzheimer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Street Fighter.
Fighter jumps guard but Alzheimer turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fighter fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Fighter's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Alzheimer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Alzheimer.
Fighter with a body punch. A glancing blow.
A punch lands to the side of Alzheimer 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Alzheimer dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Fighter. That did some damage!
Fighter misses with a low kick.
Fighter blocks a leg kick.
Alzheimer on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Fighter. Fighter obviously looking to wear him down.
Alzheimer lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fighter at a distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fighter. Alzheimer does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Alzheimer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Fighter has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Alzheimer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fighter takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Fighter slips under a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Friedrich Alzheimer dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Alzheimer connects with a jab.
Fighter keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fighter lands with a nice body punch.
Alzheimer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fighter was well out of range. Poor timing from Alzheimer.

Fighter gets a clinch.
Alzheimer blocks an uppercut.
Alzheimer lands a left hand.
Fighter lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Fighter tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Alzheimer - that landed with a thud.
Alzheimer blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Alzheimer tries a body shot but Fighter blocks it.
Alzheimer scores with a shot to the side of Fighter's head.
Fighter blocks a body shot from Alzheimer.
Fighter blocks a body shot from Alzheimer.

Fighter jumps guard and drags Alzheimer to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fighter looking to control.
Fighter is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Fighter keeping full guard, as Alzheimer tries to pass.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alzheimer slips nicely into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fighter is refusing to be controlled, as Alzheimer sits in half guard.
Fighter trying to control here.
Alzheimer trying to pass the guard but Fighter defending well.
Alzheimer works his way into full mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer wants to take his opponent's back but he's not managed it.
Alzheimer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fighter tries to hold on but Alzheimer postures up.
Alzheimer takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Fighter tries to hold on but Alzheimer postures up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Fighter is holding on tight.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Alzheimer connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Fighter tries to hold on but Alzheimer postures up.
Alzheimer trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Fighter tries to lock up and control but Alzheimer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Fighter might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Alzheimer haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Alzheimer controlling the position easily from mount.
Fighter tries to lock up and control but Alzheimer gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Alzheimer controlling from the full mount.
Fighter is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Alzheimer pushing the pace here, looking to move to his opponents back and work for a finish.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Fighter tries to control Alzheimer's body but Alzheimer pushes him off. Fighter squirms to his side and now Alzheimer has his back!

And that's the end of the fight!
Friedrich Alzheimer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Alzheimer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Friedrich Alzheimer!
Friedrich Alzheimer really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that UnderGround Clothing Co. logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.