PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Uri Gellar (ranked 2717 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lee Dyson (ranked 5529 p4p, 0 weight class). Gellar's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, James Randi exposes Uri Geller. Lee Dyson will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Gellar
vs
Dyson

166 cm
34
165 lbs
26 - 10 - 2

185 cm
19
160 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Uri Gellar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Lee Dyson!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Dyson pushes Gellar up against the cage in a clinch.
Gellar lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gellar lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Dyson tries to pull guard but Gellar holds him up against the cage and eventually Dyson drops back down to his feet.
Dyson tries to score a body lock takedown but Gellar shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Dyson drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Gellar gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Uri Gellar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lee Dyson.
Dyson wants to take the fight to the mat but Gellar manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Gellar scores with a nice hook to the head.
A shot in the inside from Gellar.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dyson wants to stall.
Gellar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gellar gets through Dyson's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A body shot lands from Gellar.
Dyson looks winded!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dyson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Gellar lands with a short shot to the head.
Gellar pushes Dyson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gellar creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Gellar drops Dyson onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Dyson is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Dyson is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A short right from Gellar on the inside.
Dyson is still on wobbly legs! Can Gellar finish him?
Gellar makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Gellar scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Gellar throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Gellar softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gellar.
Gellar throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dysons head.
Gellar lands a big right hand that drops Dyson! The killer instinct kicks in and Gellar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Gellar!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Uri Gellar!
Uri Gellar decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.