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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theo Thundercunt (ranked 4812 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ragnar Ragnarsson (ranked 4615 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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210 lbs
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170 cm
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220 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Theo Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Ragnar Ragnarsson!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Phil Schofield and Sam Margolis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ragnarsson as he avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt closes the distance and clinches.
Thundercunt is looking to take this one to the mat.
Ragnarsson lands a right hand that snaps the head of Thundercunt backwards.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ragnarsson as Thundercunt tries to tie him up.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ragnarsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ragnarsson working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Ragnarsson is working Thundercunt over against the cage.
Thundercunt is trying to pull guard but Ragnarsson has him pressed against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Theo Thundercunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thundercunt tries to pull guard but Ragnarsson forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ragnarsson keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Thundercunt's efforts to push away.
Ragnarsson looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Thundercunt is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Thundercunt wants to break free but Ragnarsson has control.
Thundercunt blocks an uppercut.
Thundercunt wants to stall.
Ragnarsson prevents Thundercunt from breaking the clinch.
Ragnarsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ragnarsson tries to throw a body punch but Thundercunt avoids it by throwing Ragnarsson back against the cage.
Thundercunt is trying to pull guard but Ragnarsson turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Ragnarsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Thundercunt has had enough of the clinch but Ragnarsson keeps him there for the moment.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ragnarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
Ragnarsson misses with the head strike.
Thundercunt tries to land knees in the clinch but Ragnarsson avoids the damage to the body.
Thundercunt is trying to drag Ragnarsson to the mat but Ragnarsson just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Ragnarsson lands a shoulder strike.
Thundercunt blocks a body shot from Ragnarsson.
Thundercunt misses with a hook from the clinch.
Ragnarsson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Thundercunt manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Thundercunt drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ragnarsson pulls his leg out and moves away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ragnarsson stuffs the takedown.
Nice sprawl there from Ragnarsson as Thundercunt shoots in.
Thundercunt throws a wild body kick that Ragnarsson sees coming a mile off.
Thundercunt fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Ragnarsson avoids it really well and circles away.
Thundercunt throws a push kick but Ragnarsson slaps the foot to one side.
Thundercunt tries to clinch there but Ragnarsson circles away.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick but Ragnarsson moved away.
Ragnarsson wants to counter the offense by Thundercunt and move into the clinch position.
Ragnarsson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Ragnarsson wants to counter the offense by Thundercunt and move into the clinch position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt has a takedown stuffed.
Thundercunt throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Ragnarsson steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Thundercunt.
Thundercunt shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Ragnarsson sprawls well. Ragnarsson wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Thundercunt gets slowly back to his feet.
Ragnarsson leaves Thundercunt with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ragnarsson closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ragnar Ragnarsson dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Thundercunt throws a sloppy head kick
and Ragnarsson moves into the clinch.
Thundercunt jumps guard but Ragnarsson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thundercunt is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Ragnarsson misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A right hook to the body lands for Ragnarsson.
Thundercunt is trying to break free.
Ragnarsson working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Thundercunt blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ragnarsson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Ragnarsson gets through Thundercunt's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Ragnarsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ragnarsson lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ragnarsson lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Thundercunt is rocked!
Thundercunt ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Thundercunt no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Ragnarsson is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Thundercunt looking to control.
Ragnarsson slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Ragnarsson won't allow Thundercunt to sweep him here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt looking to control.
Thundercunt wants to stand and escape but Ragnarsson is having none of it.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Ragnarsson leaves Thundercunt with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Ragnarsson tries to counter by closing the distance.
Thundercunt throws a head kick that misses.
Ragnarsson has managed to clinch.
Thundercunt changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Ragnarsson fights it off and pushes away nicely.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Theo Thundercunt. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Thundercunt misses with a body kick.
Thundercunt misses with a takedown attempt
and Ragnarsson counters by clinching up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ragnarsson tries to work over Thundercunt's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Thundercunt jumps guard but Ragnarsson turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Thundercunt wants to break the clinch but can't.
A nice left hand lands by Ragnarsson.
Ragnarsson lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Oh Thundercunt is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Ragnarsson lands a big right hand! Thundercunt is out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ragnar Ragnarsson!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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