PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Isidro Pacheco (ranked 4628 p4p, 0 weight class) and Little Timmy (ranked 4034 p4p, 384 weight class). Timmy has chosen Shooting Stars as his entrance music. Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Little Timmy enters the cage!

Pacheco
vs
Timmy

158 cm
24
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Isidro Pacheco!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Little Timmy!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Aleksandr Martynov and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Timmy gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Pacheco fails to pull the fight into his guard.

Timmy manages to break the clinch.
Timmy bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Pacheco could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Timmy scores with a sloppy right hand. Pacheco should have avoided that one.
Timmy lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Timmy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Pacheco throws a right hand that Timmy ducks under and follows up with a left that Timmy also avoids with ease.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Timmy digs a good hook to Pacheco's body.

Timmy gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Timmy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pacheco fakes the leg kick and cracks Timmy in the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pacheco shoots in looking for a takedown. Timmy tries to sprawl out of it but Pacheco keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Timmy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
A slapping leg kick lands for Timmy.
Pacheco fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Isidro Pacheco. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pacheco crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Timmy - the referee stops the clock and Pacheco gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Timmy. Pacheco manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Timmy jabs at Pacheco's body.
Pacheco is breathing heavily.
Timmy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Timmy tries a head kick but it misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pacheco misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pacheco has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Pacheco there as he acknowledges the shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pacheco crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Timmy - the referee stops the clock and Pacheco gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Timmy. Pacheco manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Timmy.
Timmy throws a good cross that connects.

Timmy rushes Pacheco and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Pacheco jumps guard but Timmy turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
A frustrated look appears on Timmy's face as he tries to break the clinch.

Timmy pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Timmy throws a head kick but Pacheco moves out of range.
Timmy connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Timmy rushes Pacheco and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

Timmy breaks the clinch.
Timmy throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The crowd cheers as Timmy lands an impressive looking overhand right. Pacheco doesn't seem phased though.

It looks like Isidro Pacheco has been cut.
Timmy scores with a hook.
Good shot there by Timmy.

Pacheco is rocked!
Timmy feints a jab and as Pacheco dips his head, Timmy unleashes a brutal head kick that catches Pacheco right on the jaw! Timbeeer! Pacheco falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! Timmy smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Little Timmy!
A relieved looking Little Timmy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.