PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pension Buckets (ranked 3306 p4p, 320 weight class) and Marcos Maidana (ranked 5954 p4p, 433 weight class). Buckets comes into the arena with Candyman - Knockin' Boots blaring out of the sound system. Pension Buckets has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Buckets
vs
Maidana

200 cm
31
265 lbs
10 - 13 - 0

190 cm
20
265 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Great low kicks
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

This Is England (Everything $25)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 13 - 0, fighting out of London, Pension Buckets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcos Maidana!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, William Gold and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Buckets lands a big head kick that sends Maidana tumbling to the mat! Buckets takes a step backwards and waves Maidana back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Maidana is rocked!

It looks like Marcos Maidana has been cut.
Maidana attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Maidana is still on wobbly legs! Can Buckets finish him?

Maidana gets tackled into the cage by Buckets. Buckets maintains the clinch.
Maidana should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Buckets throws a big uppercut that drops Maidana! More strikes from Buckets and the referee jumps in to stop the fight! Maidana lies dazed against the cage as Buckets celebrates with his cornermen!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pension Buckets!
Pension Buckets decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.