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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Drunk SantaClaus (ranked 4515 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heavy Fukk (ranked 3596 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Drunk SantaClaus has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Drunk SantaClaus seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?
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240 lbs
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194 cm
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280 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Drunk SantaClaus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Heavy Fukk!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Sam Margolis and James Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fukk moves in looking to clinch but SantaClaus pushes him off.
SantaClaus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
SantaClaus misses with a kick to the body.
Fukk tries to counter with a clinch but SantaClaus shakes him off and moves away.
SantaClaus throws a hook but Fukk avoids it easily.
SantaClaus tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
SantaClaus throws a half hearted mid kick.
SantaClaus misses with a body shot
and Fukk counters by clinching up.
Fukk lands a shot to the body.
SantaClaus blocks an uppercut.
Fukk lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of SantaClaus backwards.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
SantaClaus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on SantaClaus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A short left from Fukk.
SantaClaus misses with a hook to the ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SantaClaus looking to slow down the pace here.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as SantaClaus takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
SantaClaus is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fukk lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down SantaClaus.
SantaClaus has Fukk pressed against the cage.
SantaClaus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
SantaClaus stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Drunk SantaClaus.
Fukk clinches up against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SantaClaus slows down the pace here.
Fukk's coach down at London BALLS OF STEEL was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Fukk's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Come on SantaClaus - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Fukk lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down SantaClaus.
Fukk makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
SantaClaus is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Fukk scores with a nice hook to the head.
SantaClaus is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
SantaClaus tries to break the clinch but Fukk is controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SantaClaus wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A hook to the body from Fukk.
Fukk lands a nice uppercut.
SantaClaus is trying to force a seperation but Fukk has the dominant position.
Fukk lands a hook to the side of the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Fukk lands with a short shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Fukk.
Fukk lands with a light punch inside.
Fukk drops SantaClaus onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! SantaClaus is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
SantaClaus is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fukk works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Oh SantaClaus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
A hook to the body from Fukk.
SantaClaus is breathing heavily.
Fukk creates a bit of space for himself and rocks SantaClaus with a big uppercut! SantaClaus tries to clinch up but Fukk pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples SantaClaus to the mat! SantaClaus covers up and Fukk unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Heavy Fukk!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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