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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Do Ho Joy (ranked 532 p4p, 71 weight class) and Pit Canthropus Jr (ranked 1286 p4p, 166 weight class). Canthropus Jr has chosen Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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156 lbs
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165 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Do Ho Joy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pit Canthropus Jr!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Anni Minnemäki and Matti Vanhoillinen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ho Joy gets a clinch.
Canthropus Jr misses with a short punch on the inside.
Canthropus Jr working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Ho Joy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Canthropus Jr tries to break free but Ho Joy pushes him back against the ropes.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Ho Joy has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Ho Joy misses with the head strike.
Ho Joy looking to slow down the pace here.
Canthropus Jr tries a body shot but Ho Joy blocks it.
Ho Joy looking to stall.
Ho Joy tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ho Joy lands a shot to the body.
Canthropus Jr can't find room to land a body shot as Ho Joy controls the action.
Ho Joy lands a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Ho Joy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Ho Joy lands a slapping body shot.
Canthropus Jr misses with a hook.
Ho Joy goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ho Joy throws a head kick that misses
and Canthropus Jr counters with a nice low kick that buckles Ho Joy's knee momentarily.
Ho Joy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Canthropus Jr swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A right hand to the body from Ho Joy.
Canthropus Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ho Joy tries a head kick but it misses.
Ho Joy swings for the body but Canthropus Jr moves out of range.
Canthropus Jr lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Canthropus Jr moves out of range as Ho Joy throws a body kick.
Canthropus Jr throws out a counter right but Ho Joy avoids it with no problem.
Canthropus Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An inside leg kick lands from Canthropus Jr.
Ho Joy checks the leg kick nicely there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ho Joy.
Ho Joy uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Canthropus Jr.
Ho Joy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Canthropus Jr counters with a body kick that stops Ho Joy in his tracks momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ho Joy misses with a head kick.
Canthropus Jr takes a swing at Ho Joy's ribcage but misses.
Ho Joy throws a quick counter head kick but Canthropus Jr was just out of range.
Canthropus Jr connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ho Joy moves out of range of the leg kick from Canthropus Jr.
Ho Joy looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Canthropus Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
Canthropus Jr throws a poor cross that misses
and Ho Joy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Ho Joy throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Canthropus Jr, right into the meat.
An inside leg kick from Ho Joy misses.
Ho Joy on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Ho Joy looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Canthropus Jr throws a body shot but no joy.
Canthropus Jr misses with a body kick.
Ho Joy scores with a spinning back kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Do Ho Joy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Ho Joy moves into the clinch.
Ho Joy wants to stall.
Ho Joy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Ho Joy swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ho Joy has a couple of punches blocked by Canthropus Jr.
Canthropus Jr tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Canthropus Jr wants to break free but Ho Joy has control.
Ho Joy lands with a light punch inside.
Ho Joy swings wildly with an uppercut but Canthropus Jr uses good head movement to avoid it.
A right hook to the body lands for Canthropus Jr.
Ho Joy stalling against the ropes.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Canthropus Jr in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Ho Joy misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Canthropus Jr has a couple of punches blocked by Ho Joy.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ho Joy.
A shot in the inside from Canthropus Jr.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ho Joy.
Canthropus Jr's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Canthropus Jr.
Canthropus Jr looks to land a right hand but Ho Joy moved out of range.
Canthropus Jr throws a lazy uppercut
and Ho Joy counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Canthropus Jr is rocked!
Canthropus Jr misses the shot to the body.
Ho Joy scores with a jab to the body.
Canthropus Jr avoids a kick to the body.
Canthropus Jr avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Canthropus Jr takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Canthropus Jr is still on wobbly legs! Can Ho Joy finish him?
Canthropus Jr takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Ho Joy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Canthropus Jr seems to have recovered his senses.
Ho Joy looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ho Joy.
Do Ho Joy is winning the standup battle so far.
Canthropus Jr misses with the combination.
Ho Joy is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Canthropus Jr.
Ho Joy takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pit Canthropus Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Canthropus Jr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ho Joy.
Ho Joy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Canthropus Jr throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Ho Joy counters with an inside leg kick.
Canthropus Jr throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
An inside leg kick from Ho Joy misses.
Canthropus Jr looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Canthropus Jr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Canthropus Jr lets loose with a powerful body kick. Ho Joy will feel that in the morning.
Canthropus Jr scores with a decent looking hook.
Canthropus Jr finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Canthropus Jr throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Ho Joy takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Ho Joy throws a leg kick that is checked
and Canthropus Jr counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Do Ho Joy dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Canthropus Jr scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ho Joy misses with a low kick as Canthropus Jr jumps back.
Ho Joy looks to land a right hand but Canthropus Jr moved out of range.
Canthropus Jr getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Canthropus Jr keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Ho Joy.
Nice uppercut lands for Ho Joy. That snapped Canthropus Jr's head back.
Ho Joy lands a brutal head kick. Canthropus Jr looks out on his feet and Ho Joy throws more strikes until the ref is forced to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:32 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick and Punches). Do Ho Joy!
A victorious Do Ho Joy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Pit Canthropus Jr stepped up to the mic, saying 'I blame this on my shit genetics. Fuck you Dad!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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